You gotta admit though, Haskell is crazy good for parsing and marshaling data
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Who needs a girl when you have monads to keep you warm?
No mom, I'm gonna BE a girl for Christmas. puts on programming socks
Prisoner of war?
not sure if it's sarcastic: point of view
I did consider taking a screenshot before the edit from POW to POV, but eh.
NOTE: no proper error reporting
Add those few lines, will ya?
Jokes on her, I've transitioned since last Christmas.
You can still bring a girl though
I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I'll bring another one too? 🤔
The more the merrier!
it's yuletide! everyone (except that person. they know what they did) is welcome and celebrated!
Not sorry
You just need to find a girl that also likes Tsoding! Then, you can ask her "Hey, do you have plans for Christmas? I'd love it if we could do AoC (Advent of Code) in a language we both hate!"
Well shit, I've never seen AoC before - I'm not usually very interested in programming just for fun, but I might give that a try!
There are far more male programmers... As a programmer, be gay or stay alone... Choose!
Oh that explains why my wife is gay
If she was around the same cs students as me then yeah
She sleeps with men, that's pretty gay
Can programmers only be with other programmers or am I missing something?
"JSON parser 100% from scratch in Haskell in 110 lines" doesn't get you horny? I guess some people are just wired differently.
I’m a programmer myself but my wife isn’t a programmer, that was my motivation for questioning.
But you kind of have to leave the house for that... I mean... We talk about programmers....
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Well yeah, obv. But not enough girls in computer science, so like the fishes, some of them magically turn into girls after a while.
There are those who transition, so a significant chunk of that male programmer population is "male" as in quotation marks, only that some transition earlier than others. Does not guarantee that you can get the transgender autistic puppygirl (or other variations) of your dreams, since many of them are lesbians.
But also feel free to look outside your field for a partner. It's okay to date an artist as a programmer.
It's odd in the Australian public service, with COBOL programmers. They've been in the job long enough that they started when the public service was the only employer who would employ women as programmers. I'm on the systems analyst side of the fence, the programmers I have worked with include a bit more than 60% women
I think all the programmers I know are married or gay or not interested. I think the gay ones are mostly married too.
Prisoner Of War:
I'm a girl. I'm not interested in Haskell, that's too frigging endofunctiorific. Erlang! That's what all the cool guys are doing.
Hello everyone, and welcome to yet another recreational programming session with who?
He won't be done debugging her by then. She'll be ready for beta testing next year.
A JSON parser in Haskell, what a day to have eyes
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Haskell's incredibly good for writing parsers.
But oh boy is it difficult. We started with Haskell in the first semester CS and it was a pain. Kudos to anyone seriously developing in Haskell.
Eh, it's just different. Other languages are hard in other ways. Haskell's at least have very good reason behind them.
I write Haskell professionally and and am teaching to people without any experience, and it's really no different than anything else. Though I will say that my experience is that university professors are often pretty clueless about the language and don't teach it well.
I think it's the paradigm change. Most people including myself learnt some kind of procedural language in school, shifting towards functional thinking is just very difficult. But of course that's a skill a computer scientist must have and one of the reasons I didn't graduate.
If you are writing a parser in haskell just use Happy and get it over with
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