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[–] 53 points 1 year ago

I think it's so they don't think of humans as a food source.

NO NOT LIKE THAT

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My daughter thought everyone with glasses was me until she turned 3 so that checks out.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Adult Swim ass imagery

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Did your mother not put on a giant human head and wings to feed you as a child?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Legit thought that was a microwave at first lol

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    They need a raven puppet

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago
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    "mom how do I get as big as you?"

    "Your grandma fucked a pterodactyl."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I'm sorry but is the 'baby' raven not itself massive?

    ETA do they usually hang out in microwaves like this?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ravens are pretty big birds. I don't think that's a hatchling but it sure isn't anywhere near an adult.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Had to go and look it up. I'd always thought they were just crows that were a bit differenty but yeah they're like a double-crow, damn lol

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Yup, they’re the largest member of the songbird family! Even though the noises they make aren’t very melodic, lol

    They’re shy as hell on the US east coast because historically farmers killed them, but there was no such history on the west coast and they’re like really smart seagulls here. I see them watching roads and parking lots for food opportunities all the time. In the late summer I even see juvenile groups soaring and diving together sometimes. I lived 20+ years on the east coast and never saw a raven once.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Someone doesn't need to spend a lot of money on a Halloween costume this year.

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