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[–] 157 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Millions of adults never mature mentally. There is now an entire political party of adults with the minds of children.

You can guess which party by looking for tue signs: avoids responsibility, poor emotional regulation, lack of accountability, impulsivity, difficulty to commitment, self-centered, black and white thinking, difficulty handling conflict, stagnation of personal growth.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For age, the way I put it is: the only thing you can determine for sure from a persons age is how many times the earth circled the sun since they were born. Age says nothing about maturity.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I use this quote to define an adult from a child, seems fitting with these guys:

    an adult is a person who understands when it is appropriate to be childish

    I have used this definition for a decade, and it has always shown to be accurate.

    GOP guys are stuck in perpetual cycle of being a teenager who decide to throw out all their old toys, because they are a "man", and "men don't play with toys".

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    For real. You can be 90 years old with 90 years of experience and learning, or you can be 90 years old, having lived the same year over and over for the last 70 of them, like that obese orange fuck, Donny 2 Inches.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago

    Pillsbury Proud Boys.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    These are among the softest people I have ever seen.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They look exactly like I figured. At least half the legal industry in the red state where I live looks like these chuds.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    In German this kind of people are called "Schreibtischtäter", i.e. people who commit crimes while sitting at a desk.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    Lmao these are the master race who want to put us all in death camps?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Each and every one of them a solid reason we need to increase testing drinking water for lead.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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    In 30-50 years we will maybe say this about stunted emotional development due to endocrine disruption from microplastics, or maybe social-behavioral disruption thanks to dopamine gaming from social media especially for youth, constant digital stimulation, pfas, ultra fine air particulate pollution, or whatever.

    The point is the harm is happening still but we don’t care because much like when tobacco was becoming clear as a public health crisis. Or using your example like how it was fairly clear leaded gas had neurotoxic effects in like the 1920s almost immediately after they started using it because it kept destroying the brains of the gas factory workers, then they spent like 30 years studying it and basically finding atmospheric lead pollution increases as well as blood level concentration increases from engine exhaust.

    But in both cases regulators drug their feet for decades while people literally died because god forbid they harm profits of companies to protect the public health and safety. We have some very clear ideas of what needs to be acted on now but we don’t because god forbid google be valued at 2.7 trillion dollars instead of 2.98 trillion

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Mostly unrelated, but uh, speaking of lead:

    https://www.legalscoops.com/consumer-reports-warns-huel-black-edition-has-dangerous-lead-levels/

    Uh yeah just general PSA, uh, if anyone happens to be a Huel enjoyer, maybe be aware that you may have been giving yourself lead and cadmium poisoning.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Holy shit thank you. I was on the huel train for a year or two, and was about to start up again. Guess not.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    These people think YOU should be in a gas chamber. Fucking wild that these people think they're better than everyone. Wild.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Hopefully diabetes will kill those fascist fuckers

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    if not type 2, then moderate exercise strains thier heart too much and it stops beating.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Y'all, we're eagerly waiting for the president to die. Please can we not pin the hopes of this country on the eventual deaths of 25 to 35-year-olds? Can we do something a little more proactive please?

    Edit: To be clear, I'm not wishing for them to survive. I just think we need a better plan.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Those chonker racists put the big in bigot.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They have to embrace mazism because being white is the only thing left for them to feel superior from other people.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nazism* (took me longer than 10 seconds, so I figured I'd help the next dude)

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I’m not fat shaming, I’m Nazi shaming.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I need to lose weight (5'6.5" 220) and I was being judgy too

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Now that’s a master race

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They look exactly like I expect them to look. Soft and doughy.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    They look exactly how I expected.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Won’t make it in hegseths army.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Look at this racist porkers. Suuuuueeeyyyyy suuuuueeeeyyyyy

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Peter Giunta got fired real quick. Processing his termination paperwork was the highlight of my workday. Bro threw away a well paying job, and amazing health insurance to play Nazi.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I'll take unfuckable for 800 Nazi dollars Alex.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Which joker shrunk the Y-axis?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    What a pack of Daddy's Little Dumplings. I wonder if those guys ever heard of mirrors...?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    ... how are all these people built with the proportions of fantasy dwarves, but scaled up?

    ... are they all midwesterners?

    EDIT:

    Well shit, my apologies to the Midwest.

    Vermont.

    Samuel Douglass, who is here pictured front and center with an apparently cheese -eating grin, was a state senator from Vermont.

    I say was, because he just fucking resigned.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5561818-douglass-resigns-young-republican-chat/

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I am genuienly not even trying to rude, I am just actually baffled.

    Like, I currently live in the midwest.

    ... Seeing a group of people like this, who all have basically the same body build and fitness level... like yes, the stocky endomorph build is stereotypically associated with Midwesterners, and I do notice somewhat more of people who look lile this here versus where I'm from, other places I've spent a good deal of time in.

    But walking into any random public space and seeing this group of 5 people would still be very fucking odd, unless maybe they were all over 55 years old.

    This would be a weird note in mental log of my day, a notably uncommon thing to encounter, with them all being under 35, and thats with me having been living in the Midwest now for 2+ years.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    they look like someones mom dressed them and then took them to the lake for a "photo shoot" with her camera phone

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    The men look like they expected to gain even more weight (and height in one case) and ordered their suits a size larger. Actually scratch that, they aren't buttoned so hard to tell. Maybe suits just don't look good on fat people, I haven't given this much consideration until now.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wow you can really see the superior genes there/s

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    Bunch of neo-Nazi losers with shit eating grins and they gobbled down too many Happy Meals growing up.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Holy shit that aspect ratio is something else alright

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Holy crap, they look like me wearing a suit. Nothing fits properly, because I have been too lazy to buy a new one, because I use it maybe once a year if that. Only that they all work in Washington and I at least know that I should button up the jacket when standing.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Ah, even better. You see, when a kid says hateful things, they get a talking too and punished. But you should NEVER hit your kids.

    Adults, on the other hand, perfectly alright to punch hate spewing fascists right in their breadbaskets.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I know this is extremely politically incorrect and against everything i fight for but they actually all look like inflatable balloon figurines. Insane thing to see.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Their logo should be a fasces with french fries instead of sticks

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Some credit to JD Vance, the two dudes on the outsides absolutely look like you put a 13 year old's face on a fat, tall 13-year-old body.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    How old were all those guys working for Doge again? They were old enough to dismantle the government, so they must have been plenty qualified, right? Right?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Are the numbers their weight in stone?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Were there actual young people in the chat? None of these people are young

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Young" for hard conservatives means "hasn't inherited dad's fortune yet"

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  • The next time someone says they are kids, ask them if you think someone should go to prison for pedophile charges for having sex with people 24-35.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Some kids are assholes, but not all assholes are kids.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They look like they need a couch to themselves

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