Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play

Yes, but the price of that temporary earthly magic is your immortal soul!

So, theoretically, it's not worth it.

But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell...

Especially on a table with 3 women

If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I'm torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid

3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world

The Palladium druid doesn't get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells

Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid

Since it's all made up though and the games are so closely related I'm sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells

The inflation calculator that I found online says that's the equivalent today of about $600 compared to the mid 80s when this was written.

But yeah, that is underwhelming for having literal magic powers.

Ahh, your brother Black told us about you Mr. Leaf, mind if we call you Grey?

I'm pretty sure the PHB says to roll up a new character if yours dies (also a poison trap calls for a con saving throw (which a rogue has little chance of making)) but the satanic panic never cared about what the games actually said or did

P.S. the cleric is still around and kicking ass, I just did the backup characters for the lulz and for building up his background.

Holy shit.

I can't help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he'll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don't. I dunno, Chick's mind is a clusterfuck.

I would understand the concomitant urge to act like you're an Indestructible Demigod of Finding Out, but the wisdom of my years are telling me that you need to maybe have a heart to heart with the DM, and explain how the stakes don't feel real if you're always one bad roll away from a Deus Ex Machina. Tell them that they should feel free to let fate take its toll, that you accept the risk, and that you will do your level best to have any accidental deaths mean something and contribute to the story.