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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago* (23 children) This page is one of the funniest I've seen in comics: Here's the PDF if anyone wants it. permalink fedilink source hideshow 23 child comments replies: [–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 year ago* (15 children) The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks? Sign me the fuck up for Satan, this Jesus dude ain't shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (12 children) Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (9 children) "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children) That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago* *terms and conditions may apply permalink fedilink source parent [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Yes, but the price of that temporary earthly magic is your immortal soul! So, theoretically, it's not worth it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell... permalink fedilink source parent [–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children) All I get from that is that D&D gives you super powers, and the author of that comic is envious because they never got invited to play. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago Especially on a table with 3 women permalink fedilink source parent [–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I'm torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid 3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world The Palladium druid doesn't get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid Since it's all made up though and the games are so closely related I'm sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells permalink fedilink source parent [–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 year ago (2 children) $200? What, she got like two books and shitty generic plastic figures? Big deal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 child) The inflation calculator that I found online says that's the equivalent today of about $600 compared to the mid 80s when this was written. But yeah, that is underwhelming for having literal magic powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago She was just a lowly 8th level cleric permalink fedilink source parent [–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago She really should have learnt from the Jesus promoter how to be a cleric and raised her suicided friend from the dead. Perhaps she should have used her wiz powers first to get her dad to get her 1k gold worth of diamonds permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 120 points 1 year ago* (15 children) The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks? Sign me the fuck up for Satan, this Jesus dude ain't shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (12 children) Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (9 children) "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children) That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago* *terms and conditions may apply permalink fedilink source parent [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Yes, but the price of that temporary earthly magic is your immortal soul! So, theoretically, it's not worth it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (12 children) Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (9 children) "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children) That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago* *terms and conditions may apply permalink fedilink source parent [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (9 children) "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children) That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Eh, not really a wine guy, personally. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children) That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Jesus is a lich permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Jesus is Mumm-Ra? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) "The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass." -Any decent storyteller in this situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago* *terms and conditions may apply permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Yes, but the price of that temporary earthly magic is your immortal soul! So, theoretically, it's not worth it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children) All I get from that is that D&D gives you super powers, and the author of that comic is envious because they never got invited to play. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago Especially on a table with 3 women permalink fedilink source parent [–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I'm torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid 3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world The Palladium druid doesn't get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid Since it's all made up though and the games are so closely related I'm sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago Especially on a table with 3 women permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I'm torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid 3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world The Palladium druid doesn't get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid Since it's all made up though and the games are so closely related I'm sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 year ago (2 children) $200? What, she got like two books and shitty generic plastic figures? Big deal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 child) The inflation calculator that I found online says that's the equivalent today of about $600 compared to the mid 80s when this was written. But yeah, that is underwhelming for having literal magic powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago She was just a lowly 8th level cleric permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 child) The inflation calculator that I found online says that's the equivalent today of about $600 compared to the mid 80s when this was written. But yeah, that is underwhelming for having literal magic powers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago She was just a lowly 8th level cleric permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago She was just a lowly 8th level cleric permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago She really should have learnt from the Jesus promoter how to be a cleric and raised her suicided friend from the dead. Perhaps she should have used her wiz powers first to get her dad to get her 1k gold worth of diamonds permalink fedilink source parent