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[–] 113 points 1 year ago* (23 children)

This page is one of the funniest I've seen in comics:

Here's the PDF if anyone wants it.

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  • [–] 120 points 1 year ago* (15 children)

    The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks? Sign me the fuck up for Satan, this Jesus dude ain't shit.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine

    Sounds like a good dinner to me

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All I get from that is that D&D gives you super powers, and the author of that comic is envious because they never got invited to play.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    If role playing games gave you the powers of your character I'm torn between Palladium druid and d&d 3.5 druid

    3.5 druid is winning due to its ability to cast reincarnate, and to craft contingent spells. The trick being to get to level 11 for the contingent spell feat in the modern world

    The Palladium druid doesn't get to live forever but has better access to fewer spells

    Also I live in a city built along ley lines which is good for the Palladium druid

    Since it's all made up though and the games are so closely related I'm sure I can blend them and give the Palladium druid the d&d feats and spells

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    $200? What, she got like two books and shitty generic plastic figures? Big deal.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    She really should have learnt from the Jesus promoter how to be a cleric and raised her suicided friend from the dead. Perhaps she should have used her wiz powers first to get her dad to get her 1k gold worth of diamonds

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