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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine

    Sounds like a good dinner to me

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

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