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[–] 120 points 1 year ago* (15 children)

The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you're out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks? Sign me the fuck up for Satan, this Jesus dude ain't shit.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine

    Sounds like a good dinner to me

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

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