And who says scientists are humourless?!

When the gnocchi phase is compressed, as would be expected in deeper layers of the crust, the electric repulsion of the protons in the gnocchi is not fully sufficient to support the existence of the individual spheres, and they are crushed into long rods, which, depending on their length, can contain many thousands of nucleons. These rods are known as the spaghetti phase. Further compression causes the spaghetti phase rods to fuse and form sheets of nuclear matter called the lasagna phase. Further compression of the lasagna phase yields the uniform nuclear matter of the outer core. Progressing deeper into the inner crust, the holes in the nuclear pasta change from being cylindrical, called by some the bucatini phase or antispaghetti phase, into scattered spherical holes, which can be called the Swiss cheese phase.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta

Like a nice hot cup of tea

I'd be interested but they seem to serve neutrinos with absolutely everything.

You're looking for the fission restaurant. They're in that barn across the street; just make sure you walk in to the barn instead of running past it

Besides, everything here is fried in self-heating hydrogenated oil.

But since you're headed to the fission restaurant, can you pick me up a bottle of heavy water? I'm parched. It's way too hot in here.

Are you positive?

Just make sure you combat the Brehmsspur