Was the operation a success?

Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.

Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I'm not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant's clone but he wasn't really The Doctor at that point was he?

However, she was satisfied

Phrasing.

...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.

That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.

I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.

LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!

He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”

Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?

Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.

Eight minutes?

TIL Doctor Who fucks.

Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

honestly I don't even care, at least the doctor wasn't fucking the patient

He needed some clarity

Doctor Who left patient...

"I'm very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?"

"Oh, he fucks"

"You mean that figuratively? As in, he's very good at what he does?"

"..."

Damn. I don't even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.

The nurse will be thankful he's had more practice.

the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.

I mean, how hot is this nurse?

Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.

At least Doctor Who would've been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

porn trope.