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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Are you sure

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

Yep it's in the rules.

Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

15 seconds?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

oh look at johnny 20 seconds here

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