I've tried carrying a hole around in a bag but the darn thing always seems to get lost when it comes time to use it.

A 15cm (6 inch) deep hole 30m (100 feet) from the trail or water.

Thanks! Now I finally know How To Shit In The Woods

A folding shovel is a must have in a car! I have dug my car out of so much snow and mud! Also good for burring your poo or a dead hooker.

Wait what?

If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that's where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.

Leave it less than six feet away from where they commonly walk around barefoot and they could get hookworm. If I remember the Radio Lab correctly anyway.

tattie scone

Checks out.

I call them poop bags

I shit just fine in CO with holes. Year after year I even watched some of my shit spots grow beautiful flowers.

You don't own Colorado and it was there long before you. It will be there long after you. Remote forests handle our shit just fine. Dig deep enough and away from the trail or water, near some plants, and they will gobble it up no problem. The number of human hikers in remote places is minuscule.

A bit wild to demand people shit in synthetic plastic bags they have to purchase and dump them in a landfill. "Leave no trace -- except the giant plastic waste sites scarring the landscape everywhere"

Now if you're talking park trails and other heavily populated places? That's different. It also isn't "Colorado" it is a specific sub-specification.

Is that because of the high altitude?

Have the animals been informed of this ?

I prefer to smear it all around on my face like camouflage.