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[–] 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is there a way to poop outdoors in a way that will harm my enemies?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that's where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Leave it less than six feet away from where they commonly walk around barefoot and they could get hookworm. If I remember the Radio Lab correctly anyway.

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