if you ask me, mushrooms are a bullshit double standard. THEY get to show their genitals to passing hikers in the state park, but when I do it, suddenly everyone gets real prudish? What’s THAT about?
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You and me pretending to be individuals
The universe
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I believe this is a depiction of Diglett, not Ditto.
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And they are holding hands with tree roots
Can different species of mushroom be fruits of the same mycelium?
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Mmh. Mushrooms don't really show their fingers. You know, the things you see and eat, that's their private parts.
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Had a dumb coworker trying to tell me that cheese with a little mold on top was dangerous. She didn't know the word "mycelium", but that's the explanation she was going for. Fair enough, I guess? Anyway, I'm carving the mold off and eating that cheese.
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