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[–] 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

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  • [–] 77 points 1 year ago

    Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist

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  • [+] 50 points 1 year ago (6 children)
  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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    [–] 155 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    But I'm the main character

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.

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  • actually i just (16 hours ago, just put the two things together in my head) had my first dream that I'm aware of where i possessed someone else's viewpoint, so being aware of that possibility is definitely important. first time being a woman too.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

    Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

    I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

    Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

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  • It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.

    Eh, it can be argued that the "function" of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.

    That being said, they still aren't made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That's why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven't been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don't fit you right.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    thanks for creating minecraft!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

    Signed: just some (autistic) guy

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Be the change you want to see.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I know exactly where she is, in their imagination

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Yeah there's like 3 of these women in existence, and they are all in happy relationships. Give me a flawed but functional tomboy type that I can joke around with while hiking with the dog and drinking beer out of a backpack cooler.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (30 children)

    I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

    Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.

    But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    gonna be honest. i have eclectic (okay weird) but pretty sharp fashion sense. going out with my wife is always an excuse to dress up. i don't understand this "wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women" but i'm fucking vain

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Now I'm deeply curious about your fashion sense. What's the weirdest item that you love and regularly wear?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    that depends on your opinion. i have a bright bright bright coral linen blazer i've fallen in love with lately and i wear whenever the weather is cool enough. pair it with a loud enough patterned shirt and it's fantastic.

    my bio family jokes that they find ugly stuff on the discount rack and when i put it on it looks good because it matches, but they just don't have the confidence to pull this stuff off.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    There are a lot of dudes who basically just think that if they meet a bare minimum then they’re owed something. You can see it a lot just walking around and will probably notice it more as the percentage of chain restaurants and parking lots in the area goes up.

    You and I might put more effort in but how we are doesn’t change how they are.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I actually really like when my so dresses like shit. I don't know why I find it so hot. Then we dress up for a dress code restaurant, come home and wear clothes with holes from parrots chewing the shoulders.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And to that end, dressing up nice enough for interview at most places shouldn’t even be that high a bar. Dark jeans and a nice button up, even one with patterns honestly, will probably be enough. After that, though, most jobs pay like shit and treat people worse than that so if they expect me to show up in a suit and jerk them off they can get bent.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I would personally avoid jeans but a polo and khakis would be 100% acceptable. I wouldn't discount someone in dark jeans. I had someone show up in designer ripped jeans. Just no, dude. This is a job interview.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

    What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I mean, that's really not true. Just look at the various male fashion advice communities, streetwear culture, etc. There's a huge variety in different styles of shirts, outerwear, layering, footwear, accessories, and pants. Hell, even t-shirts and denim have a huge variety in style and quality.

    There's massive cultural pressure for women to be fashionable and wear the "right" clothes, a pressure men by and large don't have to deal with. Companies are one of the primary drivers of this pressure by manipulative marketing practices that that convince many women that they need the latest trends and fashions to be keep up.

    All of it is bullshit meant to keep people spending money, ultimately. Fashion should be a form of personal expression and personality and by no means requires purchasing new clothing all of the time.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I totally agree that women get a lot more variety but there’s still all kinds of stuff we can do in between. Button up shirts with nice patterns are a huge way to bridge the gap, and you can tuck them in or not and even just leave them open with a t-shirt underneath. Wearing good glasses is important, and frankly we should just pretend those plain black rectangle ones don’t exist because they’re always the worst option. Head to a place like Zenni and it doesn’t have to be expensive(those expensive glasses are a racket).

    I got a pair of black stud earrings a while ago and people were like “goddamn”. I know that’s a little more difficult, but it was a small and not too flashy change that made a big difference. A good haircut is also easy to get since you’re already going to the barber anyway, and I discovered beard brushes a while back which straighten out even very short beards and keep everything looking sharp.

    There’s a LOT we can do even though we’re kinda limited in many other ways.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Diverse well fitting shirts and non-cargo pants from other materials than denim. More adventurous men can dive into different kinds of tunics, sweaters and such, can have accessories like neckerchieves and scarves, nice bags, footwear. You can play with colors and patterns... Men can have some fun with clothes too.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I can't easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I'd like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6'6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn't.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I’m in Canada. We’re basically the same height but you wear, what, an XL? And I got size 16 feet, so while I understand the struggle I also know that I can definitely get shoes that work(Steve Madden makes shoes that don’t look at all weird when sized up).

    If you’re in Europe I’d be amazed if the Germans or Scandanavians haven’t addressed this issue. If you’re in East Asia well that’s gunna be interesting for sure, and if you’re in Africa I really just don’t have enough info to be of any use.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I'm Swedish, and the authorised height stops at 1m92 (I jest, but that's basically how it works, everything must be 'lagom'). I live in France so that doesn't help of course, but when I go home, I don't get lucky either.

    My jeans size is like 34x36 BTW 😁 Or is it 36x34 ...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Waist goes first for jeans. I’m a ~33”x34”. My height is largely in the torso so jeans are a little easier, but 36” inseam is generally not too hard to find. I have good luck with Levis.

    Getting longer pants is straightfoward enough but man I try to find shirts and stuff and it’s just rough. We have a brand in Canada called Eddie Bauer, maybe it’s elsewhere too I have no clue, and they’re awesome for coats and stuff.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I feel personally attacked.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

    Goth/Preppy

    Boy/Girl

    Living/Deceased

    🤷‍♂️

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    Hmmm.

    Maybe I have lower standards than I thought. That's encouraging!

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

    How do they do that? Nobody knows.

    Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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