I don't give a shit

It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.

Take ~= have ~= do

Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"

"I'm going to take a shit."

"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"

Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.

You also take a shower

Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.

Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.

English is the shit we keep taking

So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.

Hey im leaving a shit right now!

Sir, I believe you left this behind.

Under the restaurant table.

I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.

Give birth to otters

Growing a smelly tail

Etc

I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.

Make a shit

One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"

Ich scheisse.

ISMO | I Didn't Know Sh*t

I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.

Thanks Seinfeld

Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”

Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8

100% original realization, way to think of it.

You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?

It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.

Tru. Im gonna go with "commencing shit" from now on

Take a shit...break?

Where'd you leave it this time? Last time the kids didn't find it til Easter.

Your doing it wrong. You gotta own that shit!

It's like having a nice lunch. Take can often just mean do like 'take a break'

Short for take a break to shit.

I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.

Take a shit break.

Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom

I will not elaborate.

Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.

if its BROWN let it mellow.

I prefer the phrases "imma go shake a tit"

Eh