Isn’t that his job?
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This is a direct admission that Trump is gonna die soon
Evil people always last longer than you think. I'm not sure whether Trump is actually evil or the evil is a byproduct of extreme narcissism combined with staggering stupidity.
I heard a theory the other day that the thing that makes Trump Trump is that he speaks on a fourth grade level because he's just that dumb. He politically engages people who are too ignorant and disinterested in politics to do more than check Trump's name and ignore other Republican candidates. I saw it here in my own state where was something like an 800k vote discrepancy between Trump and conservative Supreme Court candidates. It's why districts that Trump won by double digits flip hard for Dems in special election's and non-presidential elections.
What that means is, when Trump dies, the Republican Party is pretty much fucked if they haven't achieved full on fascism by then. I'm not smart enough to know whether that theory is correct, but I really want it to be.
Hitler died at 56. Mussolini was 61.
To be fair, neither of those deaths were "natural causes" as it were.
Kissinger was 99.
Fuck me, you're right. What about Thatcher?
- H W Bush is 94.
I’m pretty sure evil is a longevity elixir, unless something intervenes.
It helps having access to the internal organs of undocumented immigrant children.
I'm just kidding. I hope.
Man. I know you are joking. But you are also saying the quiet part out loud that a lot of us are thinking.
Who would notice if a few compatible with Trump immigrants disappeared at the border? Would you believe their friends? Or would you just assume the cartels got to them?
That’s always my fear as a minority in the USA post 9/11. Due process seems somewhat gone now too. They could send me to Uganda and people around me (friends and neighbors) would probably assume I did something to deserve it or… not even notice.
I mean.... those are special circumstances. Sometimes people give karma a helping hand.
Trump is the beast from the book of revelation, his followers even wear his mark on their foreheads.
I am hopeful of this as a theory. I admit to being curious if there are any historical allegories to this.
Based on trumps diet he should have been dead 10 years ago. He has long outstayed his welcome.
One last grift: on his deathbed, Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda
Fuckin lol
Imagining the Christian nationalists losing their mind; that would be iconic.
Eh. Trump isn’t a christian by their definition now. He could find Krishna on his deathbed and they’ll still make pilgrimages to his grave, expecting him to rise up as their saviour.
They don’t care about his beliefs or actions. All that matters is their own fear, anger, and hate. That’s all this has really been about. Not ideals, not standards, and certainly not reality.
Trump isn’t a christian by their definition now.
Yes he is. He doesn't go to church. He doesn't know what's in the bible. He's self-centred, greedy, and hateful to those who are different. He's exactly like the Christians that worship him.
I don't think they'd give a shit at this point.
Whatever he does must be right and he must be obeyed; he is now their God. They'll come up with some explanation for why it was clever or something.
Fingers crossed! JD will not be as batshit. He wants to keep the job and not get bounced from the top spot next election.
JD will not be as batshit.
Considering his connections to Peter Thiel I'm not so sure about that. But what matters is that he won't be able to wield the cult of personality that has formed around Trump the way Trump can.
Exactly.
JD is scary due to the thiel connection.
He's very unlikable though imo. He doesn't have the charisma trump has (not genuine charisma, but like an arrogant bullying charisma that MAGA is attracted to). Hopefully this alone would work against him.
He basically radiates the Jeb Bush please clap awkwardness at all times.
To be fair, though, Trump is deeply unlikable for many people. I've had almost a physical reaction to hearing him speak or seeing him since his debates against Hillary. He's always seemed gross and slimy to me.
In other words, just because you and I see JD as unlikable doesn't mean that MAGA will also find him unlikable. In fact, Vance's approval rating among republicans is 89% favorable while among democrats it is 3% favorable as of the beginning of August.
I see people keep saying this but why does it even matter anymore? They already have the power, they already tested camps, they already have troops deployed, he can do what he wants and still control the narrative like they are now
I'm not optimistic about them "going back in the box" as it were but that fracture into competing factions will allow more reasonable leaders to get it. Kinda how Bernie was winning before moderates unified behind Biden but sorta in reverse.
Trump won the R primary in 2016 and 2024 because the others didn't unify.
I don't think they'll deconvert. I do hope they will become apathetic without their "charismatic" leader. I don't think Vance will be able to hold people's attention as well or rile them up to the same degree.
Side note: Calling Trump "charismatic" makes me want to vomit, but apparently he is for some people...
Even if that’s true, it only means the slow and steady decline of the country instead of the rapid spiral.
JD also doesn't have as much of the crazy vote. Some people find trump charismatic, and find he can do no wrong, while JD chaises that charisma while lounging on the couch like a Lay-z-boy.
He’s still batshit, just in a better-tailored suit.
The good news is the MAGA crowd don’t have fanatical loyalty to him.
What?
JD and his wife were groomed to be the Republican version of the Clinton's...
They were literally set up by the "Tiger Mom" who's an ivy league law professor, then the wife was given SC clerkships.
They are 1000x more dangerous than trump, in no small part because they won't be as blatant.
A puppet cannot have qualities such as being more or less batshit.
Do not mistake the intelligence of the puppeteer as belonging to the homunculus itself.
Ahahahahaha! You guys are fukt. JD is a bigger puppet than Strumpf. And a whole lot less likeable if that's at all possible?!
He's a puppet, but he can't build the groundswell of support that Trump can.
There's a very short list of dictators who successfully transition the government to their choosen successor and have them stay in the long run. It's North Korea, and not a lot else.
As evidenced by the damp cushions, Vance doesn't do pulling-out.
Just a quick reminder that the next person in the line to become president after the Vice President and the President are no longer able to perform the job is the Speaker of the House.
I thereby direct you to take a look at who the Speaker of the House is currently.
It's shit heads all the way down.
It is very unlikely to ever get to the speaker. Everyone in the line doesn't move up one. If trump dies, vance becomes president but Johnson doesn't suddenly ascend to vp. Vance selects a new vp that I believe needs senate confirmation.
Not really. Trump and Vance would have to both die at essentially the same time for the role to be given to the speaker. In any other situation, Vance would become president and then nominate a new VP.
That would make Mike Johnson next in line
I am curious how many simultaneous heart attacks would have to happen before we get to somebody sane
It doesn't look good. United States presidential line of succession - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
Every day I pray for a certain notebook to land in the grass in front of me.
The notebook rules do imply either oblivion or eternal servitude though (And an afterlife to lose suddenly seems much more likely if you're finding magic killer notebooks) Gotta trick someone else into writing down the names for you.
J.D. Vance isn't ready to run a Wendy's.
“The president is in incredibly good health,” Vance insisted to USA Today. “He’s got incredible energy.”
And these assholes wanted to "investigate" the Democrats for saying this kind of thing about Biden? At least I've seen Biden ride a bike. Having a golf cart shuttle you around on a course ain't anything.
I'd love to see mr. "incredible energy" try to ride a bike right now, LOL.
I would not be surprised at all if Trump never learned how to ride a bike or swim.
I was a poor kid. Never learned to swim. Had a bike until it broke, but was so long ago that I've never owned a bike helmet.
I think Trump had more money.
I try not to be judgemental about such things. Everyone has different circumstances in life that might have prevented them from learning those skills. My fiancee, now in her 30's, has never owned a bicycle and was never taught. She had a poor upbringing and so the funds were never there for her to be able to learn.
But man, I sure do wonder about the people whose parents did have the financial means for bike riding and swim lessons. Either the parents didn't show any interest in teaching their kid how to do it, or the kid was not interested in leaning. Either way, it's not really a good reflection on either the parents or the kid.
But if he doesn't use a golf cart to taverse the golf course, he will drain his battery out quicker.
Hint here could go one of two ways. First is that Trump's health is fully expected to fail soon. The second is that Peter Thiel would see Vance as being less of a problem to control, and would tell Vance to pull the trigger on the 25th amendment regardless of Trump's actual health.
That said, this article is a bit overblown. Vance was asked about the President's health, and gave a pretty standard line any VP would say in the same position.
would tell Vance to pull the trigger on the 25th amendment
The GOP need Trump to keep the rabid racists cooperating. That's their messiah.
You and I know that. Thiel and Vance might think they can control MAGA without Trump. They're wrong, but that's never stopped them before.
Thiel and all the other fascists will just pay all the grifters influencers to push propaganda like they always do.
JD Vance fucked my couch
No shit, that is literally the job of the vice president





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