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[+] 85 points 1 year ago (21 children)
  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Just a quick reminder that the next person in the line to become president after the Vice President and the President are no longer able to perform the job is the Speaker of the House.

    I thereby direct you to take a look at who the Speaker of the House is currently.

    It's shit heads all the way down.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    It is very unlikely to ever get to the speaker. Everyone in the line doesn't move up one. If trump dies, vance becomes president but Johnson doesn't suddenly ascend to vp. Vance selects a new vp that I believe needs senate confirmation.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    That would make Mike Johnson next in line

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I am curious how many simultaneous heart attacks would have to happen before we get to somebody sane

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    As a run of the mill average American Joe, holy shit! They got every single spot except. That should be illegal. But at least most of them got big tits. Probably even Frank Sinatra's dead horse's strep infected asshole voice double....you know the one.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Every day I pray for a certain notebook to land in the grass in front of me.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    The notebook rules do imply either oblivion or eternal servitude though (And an afterlife to lose suddenly seems much more likely if you're finding magic killer notebooks) Gotta trick someone else into writing down the names for you.

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