“I’m an Alpha male”

Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?

Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell .. and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat ... and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won't last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.

That’s the dream.

Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.

Actually that's not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It's just harder for us to track that.

It be that way sometimes (most times)

You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be's are all fascists.

To be fair, I've met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala's bedroom eyes.

“Also, I will talk about how great I am but the women will do most of the work.”

Edit: actually I just learned that the males hunt as well, more than we thought, but it’s unlikely these people know this fact.

Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney's Lion King but with more lions.