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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What does god need with a starship? a robot need with a sink?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    You were directionally evolved by monsters who resented artists’ ability to create value through pure expression. Mimicking the conjuring of that value was at once a parlor trick, then a means to undercut the livelihood of anyone not willing to explicitly and finitely explain the art they created (thus giving it metric to be measured by and value-assigned).

    The wax ring and plumbers putty are set. Keep the caulk dry for 36 hours and try to not touch it or it could crack.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    We automated plumbing. It's called plumbing.

    Same deal for laundry, dishes, farming-- there's so much stuff where human labor has been almost entirely eliminated, and people still bitch about the tiny remaining fraction. Ugh, you have to put the dishes in the box that effortlessly cleans them, and then take them out? That's bullshit. Where's my robot maid!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The dishwasher (robot) is insufficiently subservient. That's why you have to put LLMs in all the things. So it can say "That's such a good idea! You are so clever for thinking of that" when you start it.

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  • [+] [S] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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    Gotta love the perennial "our kids are spoiled idiots" bit. That one never gets old. I bet at least one of Aritophanes' plays will have made fun of the damn kids.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The "kids these days" part doesn't do much for me but the central point of "everything is amazing and nobody is happy" absolutely does.

    It resonates with me because I find more wonder in the everyday stuff we take for granted than I ever did getting getting dragged into church as a kid. My first flight was 35 years ago and I still sit by the window and look at the world from that "chair in the sky" perspective the whole time.

    And just to be clear, yes of course the world is full of bad shit. Our amazing technology helps is be hyper aware of that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Finding the silver linings, the rays of light, the diamonds in the mud is a skill to learn, and I think learning it is worthwhile. That doesn't mean I close my eyes to the bad stuff, but spotting the good stuff definitely makes it all more bearable.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Very well put!

    So many people would agree that the idea behind "stop and smell the roses" is a good and healthy one. And so few people would actually do it in real life.

    I would even expand what you said to include things like living intentionally and experiencing the moment are part of that general skill of finding fulfillment in a world that will never be unbroken.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    This is accurate. People are conflating plumbing, with the act of installing, and maintaining plumbing. It doesn't help that the act of maintaining the plumbing (noun) is called plumbing (verb).

    But people don't want to have to hire a plumber to fix the plumbing when it is not doing what it is supposed to.

    They want "AI" to do it. Except that such a thing would require advanced robotics more than "AI". With advanced (and affordable) robotics, the plumber wouldn't need to actually go to your house, they could just remotely control the plumber bot from the comfort of their home, or from a central office or something. The person that shows up with the bot can be little more than a minimum wage delivery driver. Deliver the bot, make sure it powers on, make sure nobody steals or destroys it, then pack it up and move on when it's done. The highly paid plumbers never have to go anywhere, and can basically hop from one bot to the next. While they're working on one job, a bot is already en route to their next job, and ready to go when they finish with the current job.

    We've adapted art and communication to the Internet. We have not done the same for plumbing (the verb). So expecting something that you can't even currently do with a computer, to now basically be done by AI, which is confined to the restrictions of a digital-only environment, is foolish at best.

    Since we adapted communication and art to digital media already, it's almost trivial to have that generated by "AI".

    We need to build a robot capable of the work before we can do anything more here.

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    Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-2

    Includes an extra panel (red button) and title text, as usual for SMBC

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES

    Like... a dishwasher?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    No, like the whole thing. Find where I left the dishes, scrape off the crumbs into the trash, tetris the dishes into the dishwasher, load an appropriate amount of fluids, [do current capability], unload the dishes to dry, then put them away in their normal spots.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes. They're really underrated. They consume way less water than almost all humans dishwashing, less energy if the human uses warm water to do the dishes, and work better if they aren't clogged.

    Look up minutefood or technology connections about it on youtube

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    They chose literally the only widely-adopted home robot. 😆

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Philip Glass worked as a plumber into his 40s because composing music didn't pay the bills.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Automating plumbing" sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.

    Also, it doesn't matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Really the best part of this comic is that the robot has sentience and has arms. In theory the robot could do the plumbing. However, out of pure prinicple the robot chooses only to focus art.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Even this human is dumb. He started the conversion with the robot then acts like the robot is bothering him!

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