Should be "Did I turn the porch light off? It'll interfere with seasonal bird migration."

Maybe it's the morning, they just woke up and this is the first thought he has

It's Sunday

They can get “entrapped” in the light and circle a lit building endlessly. It also leads to disorientation and building collisions. And it fucks up their navigation.

https://www.fws.gov/story/threats-birds-collisions-nighttime-lighting

This organization does great work to educate people and governments about the harmful effects of lighting at night.

https://darksky.org/

“Baby, those tits are lit”

It definitely would in rural areas. And aside from birds, it’s helpful for the insect population in any backyard to have the lights off.

Plastic straws were a drop in the bucket, but rather than going back to them, we should be taking more steps forward (ex plastic cutlery, disposable cups, etc). I’d rather see baby steps forward than throw in the towel because the problem is so big