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Maybe he was starting to type Belarus and got distracted halfway through?
Maybe he died while typing it?
Has he tweeted since?
He wouldn’t just type “Bela,” he would say it!
We all know Bela was the real MVP in the Wheel of Time
His internet got cut off before he could finish. What he was going to write was:
Bela Lugosi's Dead is my favorite Bauhaus track! EVER!
https://youtu.be/Yy9h2q_dr9k
The signal to his cronies to pull out of the market because he's doing something terrible real soon
Bella Ciao
The Donald searching for Bauhaus songs in the wrong app.
Lugosi? Fleck? Bartok? Enquiring minds want to know...
In Polish, bela could mean shaft or bolt. While not what I'd personally call it, it's hard to ignore the fact he just had a meeting with Putin. Maybe he taught him some new words.
Unfortunately there is no direct translation for the words we are just aware that after a decade of existence in their current form they have successfully been able to form these two words.
The scientific community is all abuzz, as it could indicate the first non-human signs of human language development, if the words do infact have meaning.
Scientists have confirmed that we "are unlikely to find out any time soon as we only have two records of novel language development, and unfortunately, at that rate, humanity will have either transcended the need for audible or written language, or climate change has made the planet inhospitable."
When the right-wing totalitarian was asked for further meaning behind his words, he shrugged, folded his arms in and proceeded to sit there looking at us angrily like a toddler that was told no more TV.
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In my native language (Italian) "Bela" is the word to indicate the sheep vocalization, Example: "la pecora Bela". I think its only appropriate of him to start using it as a motto seeing his voter base.
First covfefe and now Bela
There's a possibility for a darker meaning for these things.
Similar to how there are some cults that get their members to send blackmail material on themselves to the cult leader. Because if you knew the cult leader had embarrassing nude photographs of you, then you leaving or betraying the cult is less likely.
So, covfefe and Bela could be public proofs of submission from Trump to somebody else. There may be more proof from before this that demonstrates somebody ordered Trump to post these things, and if Trump ever betrayed them, then they could use these to present absolute proof that Trump is compromised and subservient to, for example, a foreign government. But without that proof, it just looks like a slightly embarrassing typo.
my money’s on:
sometimes he doesn’t lock his phone when he puts it in his pocket
I would be surprised if he locks his phone at all
He’s absolutely the type of guy to use “1234” or “1111” as his passcode
Bella means "wars" in Latin?
Also means "beautiful", explains a bit about Rome
What sort of proof could you have that would proove they forced him to type that, other anyone just claiming they did. It also sounds completely unnecessary and pointless.
Ah yes. His favorite line from A Street Car Named Desire, just as he remembers it.
Bela!!! Hey, Belaaaaa!
I believe this isn't 4D chess in which he makes a snide remark about South Africa again, but Cyril Ramaphosa signed a controversial bill called Bela or Basic Education Law Act where the ANC wanted to give more state control and give less control to school governing bodies, in regards to languages being taught at schools. Many Afrikaners, myself included, ( just Google Pretoria girls highschool of you want to read a rabbit hole of government overreaction) felt this was a ploy to try and exert control to try and dictate which languages should be taught wat school, such as choosing English over native mother tongue languages (like suppressing Afrikaans for example). There are merit and drawbacks to the bill, but even if Trump is obsessed with us white Afrikaners in South Africa (sarcasm), I do not think this is what he meant, and if he did, we would like him to allow us to deal with our own issues through dialogue and democratic methods
Did Newsom get a new PR firm or something? For about a week screenshots of these stupid in content and satirical in tone tweets have kept showing up on social media.
Are you fucking kidding me. Him throwing Trump's shit back in his face is so funny. Leave it to leftist to get upset and bored of it the second day.
No he's just going hard on the offensive because Trump is literally trying to take over the state of California through militant force.
I'm sure he was referring to the card game, which is commonly referred to as Bela.

He's been hate-watching The Magic Schoolbus. He still longs for Lily Tomlin, even after she rejected him and his little mushroom back in 1979. The world might have been a different place had she made that ultimate sacrifice.
STFU Newsom you slimy neo-feudalist
You’re not wrong about Newsom being a slimy neo-feudalist, but right now we are allies by necessity.
Fuck that shit stain Newsom and his PR team. They did not need to be in this screenshot.

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