While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

trump. musk. putin.

"I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean"

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

“I skipped arm day…”

A guide to stand like the Trumps

The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

Saddam Hussein's silhouette yoga.

Various stages of holding in your pee

The name's Bob... Shishka Bob

Armless pole dancing.

"How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism"

priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

Man without arms attempts pole vault

Source?

Pop Lock and Drop it

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Correct approach to shitting

Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.

Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

Thalidomide boogie

Homestar Runner in human form

"Brust raus, Bauch rein!" (old german proverb)

Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership

Dune Part 3

How to sit on the toilet fabulously

The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.

Bean posture

The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition

Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

Bro where do you even get all of these weird diagrams

Herman the worm

Kenshi character creation

Vlad's highschool diary

Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.

Posing as a human

An analysis of trump's posture?

Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.

For some reason all I can see when I look at this is this guy

... is this Loss?

1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin's dick.
2. Putin's dick makes Trump arch his back.
3. Trump loves to sit on Putin's dick.

The Vitruvian Modern Man

Finding the Center of Gravitas.

Me getting it on with your mom