If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

You guys have waifus?

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

Wifu doesn't exist, win win

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

What exactly is a waifu?

Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

My wife says she wins either way.

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

sure.

Either way I'm getting fucked hard

No I would not

Am apagender, so sure.

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu