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[–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Maybe 100% chance.

    If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

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