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[–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's a 100% chance of my waifu becoming real.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Why would my waifu want anything to do with me? She could do better.

    I don't want to make people happy so turning into my waifu doesn't help either.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Sorry, didn't hear you, i was busy slapping this button repeatedly.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Does becoming my own waifu implies that a copy of present me remains, and the waifu-me marries the me-me?

    .. because Im fine with that from either perspective. I kinda like me.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    The real waifu was the friends we made along the way

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  • become tifa

    become martial arts expert

    kick shit out of jk rowling

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    So there's a 25% chance of waifu twins?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I dont have a waifu tho, do I just get to pick any character :3

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    One way I might get a cute young girlfriend, other way I might become young. Win, win.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    win win, I either get catra or become her

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I fucking despise that motherfucker. First he ruined my Reddit feed, I went to lemmy and now his shitty ads are showing up here too?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    How would it work if I'm my own waifu?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nothing is real or I am nothing? Sign me up.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I mean, I already did become the waifu!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    When I grow up, I wanna be a waifu

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    that means my whole body becomes another human. meaning i will not exist, no mind, no records of anything from before.

    if my mind stays the same, the female hormones would probably fuck it up...or i donno. is there a doctor in the house who could tell me what happens when a fenale body gets a male brain?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Lindsey is great but Flora is my waifu

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    give me the button to kill myself /jk its a reference

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