Susie Willies is the Chief of Staff of the President.

She controls his agenda. She sometimes takes decisions on his behalf.

She is one of the very few people that Donald Trump actually trusts.

In 2010, she helped healthcare businessman Rick Scott become Governor of Florida.

She went to create a corporate lobbying firm named Ballard Partners. She recruited Pam Bondi as a lobbyist for Ballard Partners.

In 2018, she helped Ron De Santis become Governor Governor of Florida.

In 2024, Susie Willies was the top campaign manager of Donald Trump.

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Looks a bit like Bitsy from Central Park if it wasn’t a cartoon.

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    [–] 85 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I really hate to make a remark about appearance, but she's got mad crazy person eyes. Most of the worst people I've ever met have that same look in their eyes.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Here I was thinking I was going to get nuked, but it looks like all of you have seen this shit and have been willing to run some yellow tape.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There's always a look to it. As long as you keep in mind that it can be wrong and adjust your view of people accordingly if corrected, it's not super wrong to judge by appearances

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    so she's the eva braun to donald trump.

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  • [–] 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Am I the only one that thinks 90% of the people in the clowns orbit should be put in homes for the elderly and insane?

    We've got bro getting ready to fingerpaint with pudding and queen karen-de-ville realizing the voices are in the room with her.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Had to try a couple of searches before I came up with the correct spelling: Susie Wiles.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Just a manipulative caretaker of the elderly

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    She works for a pedo. Yuck

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Another name for the Death Note.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    She's the Umbridge to his Voldemort

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    I haven't seen the show, but the premise of "The Thick of It" is that the real powerful figures are staffers, not the politicians themselves.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You must! It's easily my favourite comedy show of the 00s, but if you're not a Brit you'll probably need subs, lol.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wow! She's the real life version of Kathy Bates in Primary Colors!

    Talk about an underrated movie.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Look at that happy healthy calm facial expression.

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  • [+] -13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Is appearance really the first thing it occurs to you to comment on?

    EDIT: "Yes, body-shaming is indeed my chief concern, hence my comments based on candid photos" was the response. Cringe.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    She doesn't look very strong

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Are her pupils oddly dilated?

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Looks like this evil preacher

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I think one of those is homelander.....

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I see it. The bottom-right is just before he activates his eye lasers.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Friendly reminder the guy who organised lenins calendar was bloody stalin. That's a level of discretionary control over a highly powerful individual that could basically let you choose the next president.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    First woman to hold the position of white house chief of staff. Well done ladies. Way to hit the ground running.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Pretty sure I can beat her in a fight. Not so powerful now, are we??

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Looking at this crowd of people it’s hilarious to see people actually wearing that ridiculous hat. Do people actually do this in the US? 😂

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The hats are just the tip of the iceberg. Political apparel isn't anything new, but it's usually just reserved for election years. For a lot in MAGA, it's everyday. And it's not just clothing.

    Driving through rural areas or small towns, the amount of Trump flags flying in front of homes today, well after the election, is staggering. Flags are what get me because I can't think of any other candidate who had their name on a flag that people actually flew alongside of or in place of the American flag. I do not remember ever seeing Bush flags, or Obama flags, or Biden flags. This is different. This idolatry is not normal.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wiki says her last name is Wiles (née Summerall), btw.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    she would be the female counterpart of thiel, thiel was pretty "close" vicinity to trump in his first term, and prior to jd vance spotlight. he has taken more of backdoor approach the 2nd time.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fucking hell, you'd think being the most powerful woman in the US would afford you the ability to change your name from Willies

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    in b4 it turns out she's besties with gislaine

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    wrf mr general dude.... love the horns while your branch of the military is engaging...

    but sir, have some sense of decency

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Well at least Ozzie Osbourne's make up artist has still got a job

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    Susie Willies. I bet she does.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    She controls his agenda. She sometimes takes decisions on his behalf.

    ... what exactly does "takes decisions on his behalf" mean? I've never "taken" someone else's decision, afaik... but I don't really know what that's supposed to mean, so whatever

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Some people say “make a decision” and some people say “take a decision.” In my experience most Americans say “make a decision,” but both are valid and mean the same thing.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, some people say make decision, and some people make a typo, or just plain don’t have a decent rudimentary vocabulary.

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    You can tell she's a piece of shit just by looking at her

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    “She controls his agenda.”

    Define agenda. Are we talking meetings calendar? Because people like Putin and Peter Thiel influence what Trump actually says and does.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Besides what the other commenter replied, with Trump there's a special value in controlling his agenda because often the last person he talks to will have the most sway. There have been stories about his appointees taking advantage of a rival appointee being away or in a meeting, and getting Trump to issue an order or even just tweet a position on something so it's harder to walk back when someone else gets his ear.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Controlling the meeting calendar for the president is more than just the clerical work of a personal assistant. The president works and makes decisions by meeting with people. She decides who gets access to him today. She deflects people she doesn’t think are worth his time. Over the long run she can have extraordinary influence over him and what choices he has in front of him to make. She can effectively block people she doesn’t want to have any access. Thats a lot of power for someone most people don’t know by name.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I thought Loomer was the keeper of the king's stool

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    🤔 why should I know this?

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well I don't see any reason why I should, despite the "YSK" part

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