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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Durian fruit. That is the most vile thing I have ever tasted and the after taste lasted for like 5 hours.

That shit is fucking evil.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Once took durian chocolate home from a trip to Malaysia. Had to open it on the balcony. Tasted like someone vomited right into my mouth. Had to leave the chocolate on the balcony for a few days because I could not stomach the smell.

    0/0 never again.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's not bad as long as you don't think about baby poo while you eat it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think the most famous description of Durian is "like eating custard in a sewer". I've never tried it, since we don't get it in the UK, but I'm curious. I had a Malaysian friend who loved it, but said many businesses and public transport would have signs up saying no Durian due to the smell.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I've eaten chicken feet, haggis, blood pudding, sisig, century egg, durian, dinuguan, tripe and tongue tacos, frog legs, snails, alligator, whole softshell crab, and probably a few more delights that I ought to remember. The only one I absolutely cannot stomach is the century egg.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How was the century egg prepared? I knew some guys in high school that decided to buy random stuff at the asian grocery store and they ate the century egg as if it was a regular boiled egg then threw up. I've had it in small pieces with congee and that was pretty good though.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The crab poboy sandwich with the legs hanging out of it was as a staple of my childhood, whenever we went to New Orleans I wanted one.

    Alligator we can get here but it's unremarkable in flavor.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Sisig mentioned rahhh 🇵🇭🔥💯

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    We're a "barrel man on the mantle" type of family, you know?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I dunno what that means but I'm guessing it's not good. You also did mention Dinuguan which I like also.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Matter of taste I guess - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_man_(novelty)

    I like dinuguan and sisig, but I've definitely had plates of sisig I've regretted.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh, that 😂 I'm so ashamed I didn't get it straight away even though I'm Filipino 😅

    What type of sisig did you have? It's traditionally made with pig's head but if you don't want that, you can't go wrong with pork belly or chicken cut into small chunks 👍🏽

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It was pig's ear and other head stuff, but the real problem was that it was about half as fresh as it should have been. I only mentioned sisig in this post as a way of listing all the gnarly stuff I've liked over the years to compare it to the one thing I just can't handle (except as an ingredient in one dish ever apparently). Little quiet karaoke place with no customers that used to be in Seattle, back when I lived stateside. Not surprised to find out that it's gone, they needed a different crowd.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Anything I've bought at a sports stadium. The FootyScran twitter account catalogues some similar examples -

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (8 children)
  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Never had aspic but I had some unflavoured gelatin one time for a temporary restricted diet and I swear it tasted like licking the armpits and feet of a pig that had freshly been smeared with sheep shit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's about accurate :3.. honestly aspic doesn't taste that bad? I mean it's just meat and vegetables essentially, but the texture is horrible. It's not like commercial gelatin you buy in packets, it's more firm and grainy, while still having that wobble, and it just makes me gag

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    I actually just googled the unflavoured gelatin to see if other people agreed with me and it seems to be the specific "knox" brand I got. They must scrape it off the floor of a pig processing factory or something, I even tried mixing it with some gatorade and it tasted like eating solidified sweat right out lebron's ass crack midgame

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Worked for a Japanese company and visited the head office in Tokyo. One of the more senior managers took us to his favorite local sea food restaurant.

    I hate seafood. Especially when it's fancy and you get baby squid that looks like they were just fresh out of the water with no preparation etc (part of the "fancy"). However, culturally I had absolutely no possibility to do anything but eat, smile and praise. The courses just kept coming, each one being more disgusting than the last.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Someone on lemmy posted this recently: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_pineapple

    My mother in law is Korean so out of curiosity I had her pick up the Korean dish made from it (meonggae) after seeing the lemmy post. It taste like the smell of a dank metal spiral stair case at Seaworld. Even through all the (imo) tasty spices and seasoning. I asked my MIL what she likes about it and she said, "it tastes so fresh because one bite and your transported to the sea". Especially with the older generation, the context can make the food way more than the taste

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  • [+] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Never smelt one but I assume really sweaty?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Preface: All seafood makes me violently ill. I wish it weren't so, but here we are.

    While living in Switzerland we went to an ikea and found what I thought to be spreadable cheese in a toothpaste type tube. For reference lots of stuff over there comes in those types of tubes. Why not cheese?

    I was so excited to get home and immediately tore the cap off and squeezed a giant dollop of what my mouth expected to be something like cheez whiz.

    NOPE. NOPE FUCKING NOPE. It was some kind of fish paste with roe...

    I puked for like 30 minutes straight and couldn't get that taste out of my mouth until we found some kirsch liqueur that I also hate, but whose taste will overpower anything.

    Picture related: The culprit

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    This is a staple food in Norway. The Norwegian variant is made with smoked cod roe.

    Think the Swedish variant is some kind of freshwater fish? Can't imagine IKEA will deliver culinary greatness tho'

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I’ve eaten a lot of pretty crazy stuff by western standards. The most challenging thing I have eaten was a giant water bug. The most challenging thing I haven’t been able to bring myself to eat was balut.

    The water bug was definitely not the worst thing I’ve eaten though; it was unbelievably fragrant. Practically like eating perfume.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Esters I bet it's rich in esters

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Probably. I know it’s a pheromone and is much more concentrated in males making them more valuable/desired

    My question for folks, though…:
    When faced with eating a giant water bug for the first time, would you bite the head side first or the butt side first?

    I struggled with this decision…

    ETA: (for reference)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is that someone people actually eat?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Nettle stew. Yes, it’s good for you. It tastes like cow shit to me.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.

    Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.

    Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.

    Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I am weirdly intrigued. You make it sound like a curiosity

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I seem to write better when I'm passionate about something. What gets me is none of it looks* off/shitty visually. Like the coleslaw looks appealing until you eat a mouth full and wish to die from your utter disappointment. If the Demiurge is real, one of his angels runs their kitchen just to fuck with people.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Couple months ago I got a tonsillectomy. I got nerve damage in my tongue as a side effect of a tool they used and everything tastes different since. Tomato based pasta sauces have been the absolute worst, it tastes very metallic. The only normal type of food I can stand is Asian food that isn't breaded/fried.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Properly prepared or improperly prepared?

    I had a chicken sandwich once that was still pink in the middle... Disgusting!

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Chicken sashimi is a thing in Japan, so consider yourself cultured

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Mother in law fed me pink turkey.

    She used an insta pot, loaded to the brim with turkey legs, but she set it on air fryer mode by accident. Mine was on top, so it looked fine, and she didn't notice the lower ones were raw until I'd already started eating.

    Fun night. Didn't get sick 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Balut, it tasted good actually but the physiological hurdles I could only eat one and could not do it again.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    My neighbor growing up had chickens and would bring us eggs all the time. One day, I was making boiled eggs with them and a couple of them were partially developed. I was around 12 at the time and I don't think I ate eggs again till I lived on my own years later.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Witloof, its this variant of cabbage that is long thin and completely white. And it has one of the most pungent bitter tastes ive ever had the misfortune to discover. The taste is hard to describe, but it's similar to bee spit,also known as honey, except replace all the love and care that the bees spat with, with pure malice and wasp hatred. It is incredibly sweet, ungodly bitter and has after cooking the texture of overcooked pasta

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lentil soup. One kid in the entire school ate it.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How the hell do you wreck lentil soup that bad? Heck, there are lots of different cultures around the world that make tasty lentil soup. There's German lentil soup with potato, carrot, and ham; there's Indian dal in a range of flavors and colors; there's Turkish Ezogelin soup with bulgur and paprika ...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Minke whale. I've had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How was it prepared? Whenever I've seen whale cuisine it's typically a piece of blubber eaten raw.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hard to say. I tend to opt for safe things most of the time. Twice as a child I was conned into taking a spam fritter under the belief it was fish. I like battered fish. It was not fish. I do not like spam.

    Texture-wise, I cannot abide kidney. Used to love steak and kidney pies but something changed when my adult teeth came in.

    Thirdly, I still have flashbacks to a serving of whitebait I ordered out of curiosity in a restaurant one time. They didn't taste terrible that I remember. Just... whole little fish cooked and to be eaten whole. Never again.

    And then there was the case of the Kit-Kat that I was eating blind, piece by piece from my coat pocket, and one of the pieces was hard and unpleasant. I am still not sure there wasn't something else in my pocket that I grabbed and ate by mistake, but that's pretty up there.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I hated kidneys for a long time because the first time I ate one (served with a mixed grill) I thought it was a mushroom. I love mushrooms and saved it to the end. Put the whole thing in my mouth and it was so much not mushroom that I couldn't face kidneys for years afterwards. I very much enjoy a steak and kidney pudding now though (has to be proper steamed suet pastry).

    And I love whitebait!

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