That's an infant compared to the aged OP, lol

I once played the video for a woman who, though I didn't know it at the time, had recently been estranged from her young child.

For some reason, it was not appreciated.

It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest.

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

Thanks for letting me know about that user. 90 ban because of sidebar rules. Be excellent to each other.

A truly immortal video

I thought your video was gonna be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Arguably the best video made by Shmorky for Something Awful before going bat shit insane.

And, roughly 20 years later, the internet has an arguably equally infamous meme answer:

An anime vtuber screaming "Plap Plap Plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3uPPNHVma5Y

So uh, I guess this meme has come full circle and is now in a sense, the internet growing to adult age and answering itself?

¡Pregante!

My wife and I are 40 with 3 kids (in another week two of them will be in high school!) and we quote this at least twice a month, usually in bed, usually while pretend stiff-arming the other and saying "whooooooooomphf"

When two people are in love and plan to be together a long time, they can choose to have a kid and take care of them. The kid grows in the mom's uterus (inside her tummy area) for nine months and then comes out when it's ready.

Now grab a chair and watch this video of me raw dogging your mom, which is how you got here.

In simple terms they understand.

If they've baked cookies with you, you tell them the daddy gives some of the ingredients, the mommy gives some of the ingredients, and then the mommy is like the oven, and makes a baby over 9 months in her belly.

There were no further questions for years, and my kids knew that they came from mommy and daddy, and that they grew in mommy's belly. The older they get, the more specifics they get, and if they're old enough to ask a specific question, they're old enough to get a specific answer.