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The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.
So the answer is no, they won't.
Technically, the human body is a giant tube .... if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).
We are just a giant walking tube
We genuinely kind of are. Biology even has a name for this: all animals that are tubes are called chordates

That's the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.
Don't forget that there are also two divisions of chordates: one where the mouth develops first, and one where the anus develops first*. Guess which one we fall into... :D
*spoiler
Side note, 'develop' may have different meaning here (it's like a dimple forming)
Sperm ain't gonna make that whole journey in one piece.
what about those with those ...filling... fetishes.
or those with large amounts of ejaculate.
surely there are cases of shitting ( probably dead )sperm. ?
i dunno. I've already thought too much about this today.
When you said our next sexual experiment would involve corn on the cob, this is not what I envisioned.
Have you ever eaten so much that you ended up shitting out undigested food? Probably not. Normally, you'd puke long before that happened.
Not a big truck.
You can, however, just dump stuff into it.
Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren't the same anymore when they leave.
And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear
Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won't be 'cum' anymore.
All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.
But yeah. If you are eating enough cum it eventually contributes to the general santorum situation.
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
... I ... guess step 2 is technically optional.
shudders
Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
... link?
Here's your poo nugget xir.
(almost puked in my mouth watching this)
oh fuck - I have the unfortunate displeasure of getting this reference >.<
You know, I'm gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl...
NSFW, TMI
I take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I'm not as clean as I could be. And that's why...
...sometimes, when I feel like it, my bf just flips me around mid-sex, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him (again) and he keeps on fucking me.
It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It's kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.
Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem.
We're two consenting adults and we're both into it. Don't see the issue 🤷♀️
Honestly, it works super well for us. And it feels really hot and submissive and dirty to do 🩷
I'm sure the taboo aspect is one of the reasons it feels so good. And I don't even think atm is that uncommon of a fetish?
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there's a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the ... undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of 'probably use lube'? If that wasn't obvious? So... anyway, it'll mostly taste like lube + cum.
Autofelching, if you will.
I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.
The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time. I don’t know what the absorbency rate is for the colon walls and seminal fluids though, so no guarantee your ass won’t just eat it up before it could even happen.
I lose my bet it's Mickey7 post
It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?
So... I guess you swallowed one load and got another deposit soon after?
Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.
Word of the Day: Felching
Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner's anus or, less commonly, a vagina.
What movie is this from?
People aren't recognizing that it says "has ever" and not "will ever" so I think poster is talking about when they were hanging in the semen factory






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