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[–] 111 points 18 hours ago
[–] 71 points 20 hours ago* (23 children)

The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.

So the answer is no, they won't.

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  • [–] 34 points 18 hours ago (16 children)

    useful nutrition

    So you're saying I can live off cummy wummies?

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  • [–] 46 points 16 hours ago* (12 children)

    nutritional value of semen

    To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you'd need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That's between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.

    However, you'll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren't typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you'd probably want a fiber supplement as well.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    "Man, I'm thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!"

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    So your saying Glock can solve hunger?

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  • [–] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.

    Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.

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  • [–] 34 points 21 hours ago (19 children)

    Technically, the human body is a giant tube .... if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).

    We are just a giant walking tube

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  • [–] 26 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

    We genuinely kind of are. Biology even has a name for this: all animals that are tubes are called chordates

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  • [–] 13 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    That's the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago*

    Don't forget that there are also two divisions of chordates: one where the mouth develops first, and one where the anus develops first*. Guess which one we fall into... :D

    *

    spoilerSide note, 'develop' may have different meaning here (it's like a dimple forming)

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  • [–] 11 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

    Sperm ain't gonna make that whole journey in one piece.

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  • [–] 4 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

    what about those with those ...filling... fetishes.
    or those with large amounts of ejaculate.

    surely there are cases of shitting ( probably dead )sperm. ?

    i dunno. I've already thought too much about this today.

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  • [–] 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Have you ever eaten so much that you ended up shitting out undigested food? Probably not. Normally, you'd puke long before that happened.

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
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    Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren't the same anymore when they leave.

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  • [–] 33 points 16 hours ago*

    All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.

    But yeah. If you are eating enough cum it eventually contributes to the general santorum situation.

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  • [–] 63 points 19 hours ago (20 children)

    Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?

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  • [–] 23 points 18 hours ago* (11 children)

    You could also do this in reverse.

    Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob

    ... I ... guess step 2 is technically optional.

    shudders

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  • [–] 11 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

    Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?

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  • [–] 4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.

    ... link?

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago* (1 child)

    This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.

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  • [–] 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

    You know, I'm gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl...

    NSFW, TMII take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I'm not as clean as I could be. And that's why...

    ...sometimes, when I feel like it, my bf just flips me around mid-sex, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him (again) and he keeps on fucking me.

    It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It's kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.

    Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem.
    We're two consenting adults and we're both into it. Don't see the issue 🤷‍♀️

    Honestly, it works super well for us. And it feels really hot and submissive and dirty to do 🩷
    I'm sure the taboo aspect is one of the reasons it feels so good. And I don't even think atm is that uncommon of a fetish?

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  • [–] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there's a rimjob planned?

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  • [–] 3 points 15 hours ago*

    Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the ... undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.

    I guess i need to put in Step 0 of 'probably use lube'? If that wasn't obvious? So... anyway, it'll mostly taste like lube + cum.

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    I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…

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    [–] 40 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.

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  • [–] 17 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time. I don’t know what the absorbency rate is for the colon walls and seminal fluids though, so no guarantee your ass won’t just eat it up before it could even happen.

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  • [–] 15 points 17 hours ago

    Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton's cradle?

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  • [–] 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

    I lose my bet it's Mickey7 post

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  • [–] 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?

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  • [–] 9 points 20 hours ago

    Doesn't hurt to try

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  • [–] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    So... I guess you swallowed one load and got another deposit soon after?

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  • [–] 8 points 12 hours ago
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    Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.

    Word of the Day: Felching

    Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner's anus or, less commonly, a vagina.

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago

    I have blue balls syndrome rn

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  • [–] 5 points 15 hours ago

    I see RFK, Jr has found Lemmy.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 hours ago

    Aah of course, Violet! Welcome back 😅

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    Does it count if it's the same load?

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  • [–] 5 points 20 hours ago

    !https://sh.itjust.works/c/Couplememes

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    Which one of them is talking?

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    People aren't recognizing that it says "has ever" and not "will ever" so I think poster is talking about when they were hanging in the semen factory

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago

    cums so hard it blasts out the other end

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    Good wife swallows

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  • [–] 1 point 9 hours ago

    No thoughts, head empty.

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