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[–] 34 points 18 hours ago (16 children)

useful nutrition

So you're saying I can live off cummy wummies?

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  • [–] 46 points 16 hours ago* (12 children)

    nutritional value of semen

    To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you'd need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That's between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.

    However, you'll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren't typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you'd probably want a fiber supplement as well.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    "Man, I'm thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!"

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

    So your saying Glock can solve hunger?

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  • [–] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.

    Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.

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