I get to go to the past AND no one is there?!
Fabulous!
I get to go to the past AND no one is there?!
Fabulous!
Beware the langoliers!
Makes me feel like every moment in time is a different physicallity. We just pass through them. In theory you could go back but everyone has already passed through the moment, so to speak.
Or interpretation of reality is a one directional chain of events that coherently follow eachother.
Super theoreticly it is nothing more then an interpretation. It could go backwards, pause, split and merge and from our individual povs we wouldnt be able to tell.
This comment is quantum philosophy propaganda
The Langoliers gonna eat you.
Man, a quality Internet Funeral post? Always a sight to see. God, I miss FUCKER. I hope they're doing well.
“You sing a lot about the past
You always sing about the past
You kind of live in the past, you know?”
And I say to him, “I can go outside and pick up a rock that’s older than the oldest song you know
And bring it back here and drop it on your foot”
Now the past didn’t go anywhere, did it?
It’s right here, right now
I always thought that anybody who told me I couldn’t live in the past was trying to get me to forget something that if I remembered it would get ‘em in serious trouble
Except the langoliers.
Loved that story. What if Pac-Man, Meatwad, and the concept of Oblivion spawned a race of monsters?
Wtf that sounds amazing
It's a weird one with kinda a stupid plot, but that's kinda where Stephen King shines somehow. It's from a collection of 4 novella called "4 past midnight".
It also includes The Sun Dog, which has possibly the dumbest plot of any horror story ever, but I still somehow enjoy. It's about a haunted Polaroid camera that no matter how it's used shows a picture of a mean-looking dog that begins to turn towards the camera with each new frame taken.
I don't know how King does it. His characters tend to be shallow and his plots idiotic, but they're great reads.

You can never go home again, Venkman, but I guess you can shop there.
You know how long it's been since I seen that movie?
10 YEARS!!!
I know it's a reference, but it's been about that long since I saw before last weeks re-watch and, holy shit, it does really hold up quite well.
George Armitage, or someone, really knows how to film comedy... gonna see what else he's done.
Also Joanne Cusack was not enough stuff at all, but she did reach some insane heights in the Addams Family.
“You sing a lot about the past
You always sing about the past
You kind of live in the past, you know?”
And I say to him, “I can go outside and pick up a rock that’s older than the oldest song you know
And bring it back here and drop it on your foot”
Now the past didn’t go anywhere, did it?
It’s right here, right now
I always thought that anybody who told me I couldn’t live in the past was trying to get me to forget something that if I remembered it would get ‘em in serious trouble
Noone? Excellent! How do I proceed?
You can go back ... but no matter what you do ... it still creates the exact same results ... over and over and over again.
Thats cool. I just want to go back and enjoy that one time KFC wasnt shit.
I would happily relive my worst mistakes over and over again just to avoid living in 2026
Nice, so I can go back to that weekend with OP's mom over and over again. Like the good one, when it was still exciting, not like last weekend where she got tired after seven orgasms.
c/internetfuneral material
Needs more eyes
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