Except the langoliers.
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You can never go home again, Venkman, but I guess you can shop there.
You know how long it's been since I seen that movie?
10 YEARS!!!
I know it's a reference, but it's been about that long since I saw before last weeks re-watch and, holy shit, it does really hold up quite well.
George Armitage, or someone, really knows how to film comedy... gonna see what else he's done.
Also Joanne Cusack was not enough stuff at all, but she did reach some insane heights in the Addams Family.
βYou sing a lot about the past
You always sing about the past
You kind of live in the past, you know?β
And I say to him, βI can go outside and pick up a rock thatβs older than the oldest song you know
And bring it back here and drop it on your footβ
Now the past didnβt go anywhere, did it?
Itβs right here, right now
I always thought that anybody who told me I couldnβt live in the past was trying to get me to forget something that if I remembered it would get βem in serious trouble
Noone? Excellent! How do I proceed?
You can go back ... but no matter what you do ... it still creates the exact same results ... over and over and over again.
Thats cool. I just want to go back and enjoy that one time KFC wasnt shit.
I would happily relive my worst mistakes over and over again just to avoid living in 2026
Nice, so I can go back to that weekend with OP's mom over and over again. Like the good one, when it was still exciting, not like last weekend where she got tired after seven orgasms.
c/internetfuneral material
Needs more eyes
Beware the langoliers!
Makes me feel like every moment in time is a different physicallity. We just pass through them. In theory you could go back but everyone has already passed through the moment, so to speak.
Or interpretation of reality is a one directional chain of events that coherently follow eachother.
Super theoreticly it is nothing more then an interpretation. It could go backwards, pause, split and merge and from our individual povs we wouldnt be able to tell.
This comment is quantum philosophy propaganda
The Langoliers gonna eat you.
Man, a quality Internet Funeral post? Always a sight to see. God, I miss FUCKER. I hope they're doing well.
βYou sing a lot about the past
You always sing about the past
You kind of live in the past, you know?β
And I say to him, βI can go outside and pick up a rock thatβs older than the oldest song you know
And bring it back here and drop it on your footβ
Now the past didnβt go anywhere, did it?
Itβs right here, right now
I always thought that anybody who told me I couldnβt live in the past was trying to get me to forget something that if I remembered it would get βem in serious trouble
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