Unfortunately all these popular dipshits have a long career in the media after losing and election

This has been me since last week:

Don't worry honey... there's always hand jobs at kid's matinees to fall back on.

Or you back to fall back on. You know... roots.

I have my money on OnlyFans in her very near future.

how to make congress less indecent with this simple trick

Looks like she'll have to go back to her other job as a movie theater Shake Weight afficionado.

Don't give a handy in public on your way out.

Good riddance hoe bag

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Rip bozo bobo

Trump endorsed Boebert days before the election, praising her in a Truth Social post as a “MAGA Warrior, who has been with us from the very beginning.”

She drew the president’s ire earlier this year when she campaigned with one of his most vocal Republican critics...prompt(ing) Trump to call her “dumb” and “weak-minded” and he threatened to withdraw his endorsement.

You love to see it

I guess she'll have to move to another district to run again.

What’s everyone bet on whether or not she makes an onlyfans?

One less granny in the house.

Womp womp!

She rubbed and tugged her way out of a job

She has a career waiting at Only Fans for the public handy kink though.

She won't be missed.

Bye fluffie the ho. That isn't fair really. A ho knows how to be useful in society.

She was in congress longer than expected. She should feel grateful for the opportunity she had.

wasn't she one of them jewish space laser people who handed out hand jobs to randoms? woo hoo

Don't worry, I'm sure her noisy word hole will find a new home over on Faux News. Or maybe CBS more that it's gone to shit.

Good riddance. She has been politician for far too long. Maybe she should try to get a real job and work for her money.

But she probably will get a well paid low effort job with some joint that she made politics for.

Just think how much more time she'll have for handjobs in theaters now!

She can bring her criminal son back to her homeland, Florida.

I suppose that's another Trump-induced win in more ways than one.

https://www.military.com/former-navy-admiral-fired-who-fled-gop-projected-to-flip-colorado-republican-house-seat

She registered as a Democrat in 2025, according to local publication Colorado Politics. In a 9NEWS debate in October, she said the GOP had become "nearly unrecognizable."

"I changed my party because my view of what the parties represented changed," she said during the debate.

I’m sure there’s a movie theatre where she can find some handy employment

Bye Bye boe boe. Excellent news. Congratulations, Representative Laubacher!!

I love that for her!

All that political theater must make her feel like a real jerkoff.

The win denies Boebert, an ally of President Donald Trump and one of the most outspoken conservatives in the House Republican conference, a fourth term. Boebert was first elected in 2020, after she upset a fifth-term Republican incumbent in a primary.

Ah?

And it just keeps rolling.

better start an OF account by giving people HJs.

I wonder how the 12.6k who voted Libertarian feel about this.