@MicroWave Ha! So it was true! He did get confused about which Dana White!

He's embarrassed that Dana turned it down. "You can't reject me, I reject you!"

He's not a comedian

Just think. There could have been an unstable woman in charge in 2025. Blasted libs!

Charge every one of them, all the way to the top.

Even if I assume Trump is telling the truth, that's what we need as a president! Someone who sarcastically says one thing and only reveal it as a joke later when the people get confused. Shout out to when Trump told everyone to inject themselves with bleach to cure COVID-19. Gee, I wonder why people take his words seriously, it's not like he's the most powerful man in the world and should make absolutely clear that something is joke if you're going to make one

He wasn't.

uh huh. Nodding.

It’s always a “joke” when there is backlash. Like his reptilian co-workers, he has no spine.

Everyone needs to unilaterally stop reporting on him. Press pool needs to pack up and go home. Just total press blackout.

He should just find a crackhead in front of a liquor store to put it all in perspective for us

That's not him chickening out. Dana just said no and he's trying to save face.

Rumor has it that he heard someone suggest Dana W. White and just went ahead and made an offer to the wrong Dana White.

https://www.war.gov/About/Biographies/Biography/Article/1170857/dana-w-white/

So Dana said no.

On Due Dissidence last night, Russ said that there's another Dana White who has served as Pentagon Chief Spokesperson, who was probably being suggested, but Grandpa Tiny Hands is too dumb/demented to know who the fuck that is. Much more plausible explanation.

Maybe he suddenly noticed that this Dana was not a young blonde bimbo.

“I was kidding, but I think Dana likes the idea, and he is a very capable guy,” Trump said, speaking to reporters

I was kidding of course ! Unless...

News conference at 11 at the Four Seasons (Landscaping)

Can we just start calling a mistake a Trump? It's all this fucking loser does, so his name is basically synonymous with fucking up.

"I made a huge trump."

"I'm not a perfect man, I've made a lot of trumps."

"Please forgive my trump."

A very unserious demented man.

Stages of grief?

He wasnt, he just need something to distract the headlines to avoid the desperate midterm defeats, IRAN war, and epstein files.

The Orange Pedo is such a comic.

She doesn't look like Ivanka so he isn't interested.

Also she's too dark for those white supremacists.

We can never fucking tell with you, you souless, senile, old, rapist fuckhead.

Murikkkans, lolololololololololololololol!