Come on Donnie, it is supposed to be Taco Tuesday, not Taco Sunday.

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[–] 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not him chickening out. Dana just said no and he's trying to save face.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Rumor has it that he heard someone suggest Dana W. White and just went ahead and made an offer to the wrong Dana White.

    https://www.war.gov/About/Biographies/Biography/Article/1170857/dana-w-white/

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    I think they caught the fuckup relatively quick, got in contact with UFC Dana White, and explained to him that Trump is a fucking moron, which he already knew, and that he would need to decline the offer and pretend like this was all very normal. And UFC Dana White is already extremely well acquainted with sucking Trump's dick, so he was onboard.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    On Due Dissidence last night, Russ said that there's another Dana White who has served as Pentagon Chief Spokesperson, who was probably being suggested, but Grandpa Tiny Hands is too dumb/demented to know who the fuck that is. Much more plausible explanation.

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  • [–] 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

    Dana W. White

    https://www.war.gov/About/Biographies/Biography/Article/1170857/dana-w-white/

    Gotta admit looking at her resume it seems really plausible,especially since it wouldn't be the first time they dropped the ball like that, e.g. Four Seasons.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Maybe he suddenly noticed that this Dana was not a young blonde bimbo.

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  • [–] 14 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    “I was kidding, but I think Dana likes the idea, and he is a very capable guy,” Trump said, speaking to reporters

    I was kidding of course ! Unless...

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    News conference at 11 at the Four Seasons (Landscaping)

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Can we just start calling a mistake a Trump? It's all this fucking loser does, so his name is basically synonymous with fucking up.

    "I made a huge trump."

    "I'm not a perfect man, I've made a lot of trumps."

    "Please forgive my trump."

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  • [–] 3 points 17 hours ago

    Naw, trumps should be something you should be ashamed of. Like making a mistake and trying to cover it up.

    Patrick was a decent worker, but then he pulled a trump and we had to let him go. If he was just honest about it up front it wouldn't have been a big deal.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    A very unserious demented man.

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago*

    Stages of grief?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    He wasnt, he just need something to distract the headlines to avoid the desperate midterm defeats, IRAN war, and epstein files.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    The Orange Pedo is such a comic.

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  • [–] 4 points 21 hours ago* (2 children)

    She doesn't look like Ivanka so he isn't interested.

    Also she's too dark for those white supremacists.

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  • [–] 3 points 15 hours ago

    We can never fucking tell with you, you souless, senile, old, rapist fuckhead.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Murikkkans, lolololololololololololololol!

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    [–] 34 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    @MicroWave Ha! So it was true! He did get confused about which Dana White!

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago

    Could also be that he wanted this Dana White, this Dana White said no, and so now Trump is trying to pretend like nobody said "no" to him because it was "just a prank bro."

    What a surprise, Trump doesn't like people telling him "no."

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago

    He's embarrassed that Dana turned it down. "You can't reject me, I reject you!"

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    True. Some comedians are much better at foreign policy than this potus.

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    He did make one of his TV producer partners head of the intelligence service though, which went about as well as expected, with Kyiv literally the last to be told that Russia had invaded despite weeks of buildup.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago

    Just think. There could have been an unstable woman in charge in 2025. Blasted libs!

    Charge every one of them, all the way to the top.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Even if I assume Trump is telling the truth, that's what we need as a president! Someone who sarcastically says one thing and only reveal it as a joke later when the people get confused. Shout out to when Trump told everyone to inject themselves with bleach to cure COVID-19. Gee, I wonder why people take his words seriously, it's not like he's the most powerful man in the world and should make absolutely clear that something is joke if you're going to make one

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    Shout out to when Trump told everyone to inject themselves with bleach

    To this day it may be the single dumbest thing he has ever said, and that is saying something. Don't forget he said at the same time something about "shining the light on the inside" when he learned that UV rays kill COVID.

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago

    The funny part is that we know the exact moment he thought of what to say. This photo was taken minutes before he went on stage:

    The illiterate fuck misunderstood the poster, and then repeated what he thought it meant. He was grasping at straws for any answer at this point, because his death toll numbers were still climbing. And when his speech writers didn’t have any answers, he just started making it up. And he used this poster as inspiration.

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    It’s always a “joke” when there is backlash. Like his reptilian co-workers, he has no spine.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Everyone needs to unilaterally stop reporting on him. Press pool needs to pack up and go home. Just total press blackout.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Not sure if serious but no, absolutely not. We need to know about all of the unbelievably dumb and crooked shit he does.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    But the problem is that he makes so much shit up, lies, gets so many things wrong, that he’s completely unreliable. Like this Dana White thing. Sure, report what the cabinet members say, what other officials say, but at this point he’s just trolling. And when he spews verbal diarrhea, it affects the magats, the stock market, our image worldwide, and the reporting just has so be walked back when he says, “ha ha, just kidding. And you rubes fell for it.” It’s exhausting and damaging.

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  • [–] 2 points 20 hours ago

    He should just find a crackhead in front of a liquor store to put it all in perspective for us

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