Wouldn't it be just fat?
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I don't know what the big deal is. Just take 50 pints of 2% and mix them together.
Homeopathic milk.
50 pints of 2% milk is the same as 2 pints of 50% milk by the power of percentage equivalence
So to get to 100% milk, we need 100 pints of 1% milk
Yeah, right! You just want us to become one of those math problem characters.
Chemical_cutthroat wants 50 pints of milk, but milk only comes in 4 Litre jugs. How many jugs must they buy to make 100% milk?
The math checks out, but I'm not certain if the milk science checks out
This exists. It's called ghee.
Ghee? As in ghee butter? That doesn't sound like mad-scientist-developed 100% milk to me.
Checkmate. Glad we clarified that
Ghee was made as a means of preserving dairy fat solids that can persist even in hot and humid regions of India.
It's 100% fat with all milk solids and moisture removed. For something as easily spoiled as a dairy product to be immune to heat and humidity that was developed before refrigeration existed, that's pretty mad science to me.
do people really think it's % of milk? it's fat
um aksully, when the milk is fat it's called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it's 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You'd think it's 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn't go into the 2% hole becomes "Whole" milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don't even get me started on skim milk. They don't even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
No but its funny to pretend otherwise
That's the joke, goober.
I'm allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
People think a LOT of things
Wouldn't it become 99% milk the moment it touches his saliva?
No, that's the problem with making 100% milk that he solved: the milk transforms any liquid it touches into more 100% percent milk, so it is truly 100%.
Ah, milk-9.
milkgoo
strange milk.
would that give me super powers?
Your bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
Obviously: it's made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he'll have when he finishes chugging

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