Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.

It was the 80’s. We DEFINITELY didn’t know what we were talking about.

Mooch math is real!

I’m almost positive that he’s in the new one.

You’re not a monster. I’m sorry you had to do that.

I can pick some up.

Good for you!!! The soreness and shakiness go away. You’ll feel amazing after a good rest and meal. I was a cyclist for a long time. The high you will feel after recovery is incredible and can last for days.

Go to the gym. Endorphins are your friend. You’ll feel so much better. It works.

This is not new. When I was teaching elementary about 20 years ago I was told the same thing. I’ve had to change grades because someone never helped their child but had a big enough mouth to change the principal’s mind about the kid’s grades. After 25 years I burned out badly. I loved the job but hated the useless nonsense that stopped me from actually doing my job.

Sounds like a wonderful week to me.

I only wish.

He could but the hat looks cute on him.