Not everything up here is creepy.

The fall is really nice. And they only found a chopped up body in the pond that one time in the spring. Though fall leaves are a lot to clean up.

One of my favorites is Christine. What if a car were, like, super evil or whatever?

I have to admit that in this very specific case drugs and achool were awesome. His work was incredible!

H. P. Lovecraft wrote about ghouls, canine-human hybrid creatures that lived in tunnels underneath Providence and raided graves to devour dead human flesh and bones.

When I visited my uncle in Providence, he casually mentioned the native coyote population, which lives in burrows in the side of the hill under the old cemetery.

So there are literally dog creatures tunnelling under the graves in Providence, and I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if old Howard Phillips once saw one with a bone in its mouth, and immediately ran to his typewriter to write about the unspeakable horror of it all.

You think his writing is fucked up, you should see what he named his cat.

Also he was actually drunk, he actually punched a real mirror, and really cut himself.

Everyone in that movie was high as balls the entire time.

I'm working on making friends with a local murder. Four of them have gotten used to showing up in the mid-afternoon and cawing loudly until I come out and toss them some peanuts.

I'm trying to attract them closer, and it's working. I'm hoping to be hand feeding them in a few weeks.

If you've a fishing shop near you that'll sell you a tub of mealworms, then you could make a new best friend..?

I started a story recently about an animal lover who accidentally angers the mother crow living outside his apartment and gets blacklisted.

Same. They also told me his neighbor was a prick, and when he pissed him off King would line up small rocks on is lawn and drive over them with his lawnmower to launch them towards the neighbor's house. Can't comment on the veracity, but it somehow feels like something he would do imo.

That just sounds like a bad religion

The motel california

It's the type of thing that worked better preInternet when you would have just kinda skipped past it then never brought it up in public.

While some may disagree and argue it was more of a train situation, a gangbang was a core plot of It.

Contrapoints needs to make a 6 hour video essay about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England