It's thanks to Django and Flask paving the way in 2003 and 2010 respectively.

JavaScript has similar.

The first two are frameworks, the third is:

def serve(p: int, f):
    s = socket.socket()
    s.setsockopt(socket.SOL_SOCKET, socket.SO_REUSEADDR, 1) # let me reset plz
    s.bind(("", p))
    s.listen()
    while True:
        c, a = s.accept()
        c.setsockopt(socket.IPPROTO_TCP, socket.TCP_NODELAY, 1)
        t = threading.Thread(target=serve0, args=(c, a, f))
        t.daemon = True
        t.start()

I have an entire file of some really cursed malicious compliance code for when I was brutally forced to write Python.

Because Python is supreme.

Seriously, I came to post this exact comment. Damn.

Because none of their frameworks has ever succeeded.

Brainfuck? You need our Lord and savior, HolyC

While the language has improved over the years, I've personally never seen a PHP codebase that made me happy.

One does not program happily in PHP

Or, if you spin it another way: you could've picked up the skills to develop for and support various frameworks, or get stuck in a rut for 30 years with just a single antiquated server-side language.

It's losing it's meaning over time, probably because the movies not being watched by "new" people very much. If you take out the movie context that made the meme he looks like he could be saying the text and I guess that's good enough for people.

I was told in school that Java applets were the future and they made us take a class that focused heavily on them. I did make a few games in applets, but they were always janky and I am glad they are dead.

Because people hate building FactoryFactoryFactories

And COBAL COBOL just won't die.

I blame Microsoft for that

.NET is the single best thing Microsoft makes.

It’s fast, multi platform (all mine runs in Linux containers), and the developer tools are pretty good too.

I really HATE that Microsoft made it, but I love C# and .NET.

Last place I worked at that abused used .Net was serving an angular web app to interface with a c++ BE using soap.

Now that sounds sane, until they made their own C++ to CSS transpiler to be able define the ui in back end code. Like angular written in c++ translated through .Net.

Through no fault of .Net I just can't get past those flashbacks.

To be fair that's only like top 5 most fucked up code I saw there.

As backend code, yes. As a web (web, not api. As an api platform they're great) platform... No.
Asp.net and mvc were imo a disaster, silverlight was... Oof.
Then there is maui which could have done it using blazor but just... Didnt.
... And then there is blazor itself. Though blazor is imo the best of all the web platforms they had, and i like it, it still has very rough edges and is not gonna replace javascript any time soon.
Hell, microsoft cant even decently support their own web ui platform ( fluentui ) because their backbone ( webcomponents ) is completely broke ( or did v3 FINALLY release? ). There are other blazor frameworks but they all seem to not take full advantage of blazor and its disgusting.

Yeah microsoft has an amazing record! 100000% secure!!!! lmao.

Asp.net is a bit old hat these days, but Blazor is pretty cool, though personally I don't know many people that use it. .Net is very much good now though.

It's good

Fuck me, if my choice is between five flavours of Javascript, I'd rather use PHP. I'm developing a QML application and having to work around that abomination that the clinically insane want to call "arrays" in Javascript makes me want to fucking die. There's also a QList type implemented by QML. It doesn't help. Array.isArray(qlist) returns false.

Knockout js bro

jQuery still won't die eh?

As much as I hate php, JavaScript is an equal pile of shit when it comes to languages.

A remote code execution exploit in PHP was discovered. Many websites around the world decided to shut down until it got patched.

It’s one of the most severe security incidents of this week.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell

This, I'm guessing. A couple of new high impact vulnerabilities.