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[–] 99 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Major cities pop up around interesting geographical boundaries (like rivers) and that's also where the state lines were drawn, I'm guessing. It's why NYC is trying to get into NJ as well.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    ok but half of the US was drawn with rulers instead of rivers

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Shoulda made straighter rivers

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
  • [–] 47 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    When your largest city is called the neighbouring state and your name is literally misery

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

    TBF, Kansas city was named first by 4 years. Also, for the most part, Kansas isn’t really any better than Missouri

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Didn’t the Missouri side of Kansas City spring up because whoring and drinking and whatnot weren’t allowed in Kansas because of puritans, so the Kansans would cross into Missouri for that?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    No

    During this time, other settlements were developing across the river on the Kansas side in Wyandotte County. Some of these small towns incorporated as Kansas City, Kansas, in 1872. By naming this town after the growing city on the Missouri side of the state line, city leaders in Kansas were able to capitalize on the success of Kansas City, Missouri. It’s also possible that the people in Wyandotte County felt that they had more right to the name “Kansas City” than the people of Missouri had.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Shhhh 🤫 dont let missouri feel any better, it deserves the hate. Also im not american but isnt missouri literally the flattest place ever? It doesnt even have mountains even tho its quite large.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
    1. Kansas and Missouri are equally shit.

    2. we have the Ozark mountains, but they’ve eroded to large hills.

    As a missourian(unfortunately) let me have at least a bit of feel good time.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    As a former Kansan, Missouri is way way better for any urbanist. Their state government allows cities a significantly higher degree of autonomy than on the Kansas side. And they have Branson which even single-handedly would make Missouri better than Kansas.

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  • [–] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I thought Missouri loves company.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    St. Louis essentially is another state. I love going to the publicly-funded zoo.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    They have a publicly funded zoo? I hope they treat the animals better. I've always wanted to visit. Thinking of taking my son next year to the TransWorld convention next year, his special interest is animatronics and Halloween, he really wants to go.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    The Zoo, Art Museum , Science Center, and History Museum are all free and publicly funded. Those are all in Forest Park which is a great place on its own. There are some exhibits you have to pay for but most things are free.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    When one of your biggest cities is named after a different state

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    I guess Joplin or Branson would be the only other options, but I haven’t lived there in years.

    KCMO does not want to be in another state, because it is far, far superior - and older than its Kansas counterpart, which oddly enough is named after it.

    That’s right.

    Kansas City, KS is named after Kansas City, MO

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    Yep. The Kansas River was originally named after the native Kansa (or Kaw) tribe. Then the city was named after the river. Then a while later, the state was also named after the river and the other city was named after the first city. Clear as the muddy river.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    If you don't mind me asking, whats that big, greener patch in the south east? Forest? Swamp?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    thems the Ozarks. people go there to smoke meth and disappear.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    How about Springfield?

    My parents retired to the Ozarks 30ish years ago. Beautiful area, had a house built on the side off a mountain in the middle of nowhere (Cape Fair technically, but same difference.) I just remember Springfield being the closest city if you needed anything better than what the Walmart in Branson West could provide.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Also, Nebraska. Omaha is right on the Eastern border. The only other towns are along the interstate, spaced about a tank of gas apart.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Almost like rivers are a major economic driver or something….

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Kansas City is already pretending to be part of something else :D

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    We made it illegal to be homeless here btw. Not many people know that.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Here in Kansas City we have much love for St louis. We just want to get out of Missouri and into a more Progressive state.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Like Kansas! Trump is campaigning in Wichita today. They're scared!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    We used to joke about how messed up and backwards Kansas was. It still is, but we used to too. But it is nice to see them starting to make some headway against the insanity. It gives hope that maybe now that we're deep in it. Missouri can find its way out eventually as well.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Welcome to a state of Missouri

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    It's a shame too, beautiful state, people ruin it

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    That is like the entire United States honestly. The land is perfect. Geography is amazing. But the people are just horrible.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    I lived in the Kansas City area for many years. It is stuck between a rock and a hard place.

    But they do have Gate's BBQ and great blues.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Gates is pretty good. I prefer Bryant's, but the best is this hole in the wall attached to a used car dealership outside of Grain Valley that's only open Friday through Sunday, called Porkeys.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    hole in the wall attached to a used car dealership

    This is so often the case, but man, is there anything more disappointing than going to a hole-in-the-wall for any kind of cuisine and realizing it's still a hole in the wall because it kinda sucks?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (6 children)

    Ahh, Kansas City, where the barbecue is like Texas but a little bit worse, and the music is like Memphis but a little bit worse.... 🤣

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Texas bbq takes the L compared to superior KC BBQ. I've had both many times.

    Also, I don't like your sauces, either.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I am very sorry that something is wired wrong in your brain that makes you prefer the goopy sugarmeat that comes from Kansas City.

    The sauce should be optional, and it should add a little heat.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Having had samplings of both, Texas definitely has more money and a bigger population (and thus more diversity) but I've enjoyed St. Louis establishments more than Houston's on average.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Wait, so Kansas City's brilliant idea is to join fucking KANSAS!? Like...from the Dorothy tornado? Careful what you wish for, Kansas Citites.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    As a Missourian, yeah I can't blame them. I want out too

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    Everyone loves coming to our party lake in the middle, though!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Both on the Missouri River?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    This is a phenomenal meme. Much better than the calorie stealing one. Not the best I've seen ofc but it's some clever observational humour. 8/10

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  • They should declare an armed war of secession...not from the United States...but from Missouri! Let them become the free cities of the prairies, the free cities of Kansas City and St. Louis...two new city-states on the planes!

    For legal purposes, this is not an endorsement of acts of literal treason.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I visited St Louis for the first time recently, and oof. Yeah.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    This is extra funny since Kansas City border Kansas. They want so bad to leave.

    "Please Kansas Senpai, we even took your name!"

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    No. Those Kansas kids are stuck up twats that think they're better than everyone while simultaneously forgetting they're from Kansas.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    maybe they were started on the other side of the line/river/whatever and expanded into missourah because land is so cheap. because no one wants to exist there. i don't know if this is true or not but i have decided that regardless of history it is.

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