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A matter of taste, I suppose. 😎

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Renfield has kidnapped a young virgin woman and has brought her to count Dracula. Renfield: I BROUGHT YOU A VIRGIN, MASTER. Dracula: THANK YOU, RENFIELD. YOU DID GOOD. Dracula bites the virgin and takes a sip. Dracula: SO PURE. UNSPOILED. He smacks his lips with a dull expression on his face. Dracula: SAY RENFIELD, CAN YOU BRING ME A PROMISCUOUS SLUT? SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE FLAVOR? Renfield walks away and rubs his hands in manic delight. Renfield: WITH EASE, MASTER!

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[–] 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just... enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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    • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Does he have a problem with reserved sluts?

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    • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    Hepatitis is like jalapeño for vampires.

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    [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    And not one of those semi-monogamous sluts again

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I just read Dracula for the first time, and was surprised by how relatively little interaction Renfield and Dracula had with each other. Pop culture led me to believe he was like a long time servant of Dracula.

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    wanst the virgin thing mostly elizibeth balthroy, who loved to bathe in virgin blood. which was also portrayed in nocturne castlevania.

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    [+] -9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Are you implying the act of rape?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I don't understand. Are you saying raping someone turns them into a promiscuous slut? That's the only way you're thinking makes sense. How is rape relevant at all? At most it can turn someone from a virgin to not, but that's all.

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