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A matter of taste, I suppose. 😎

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Renfield has kidnapped a young virgin woman and has brought her to count Dracula. Renfield: I BROUGHT YOU A VIRGIN, MASTER.  Dracula: THANK YOU, RENFIELD. YOU DID GOOD.  Dracula bites the virgin and takes a sip. Dracula: SO PURE. UNSPOILED.  He smacks his lips with a dull expression on his face.  Dracula: SAY RENFIELD, CAN YOU BRING ME A PROMISCUOUS SLUT? SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE FLAVOR? Renfield walks away and rubs his hands in manic delight. Renfield: WITH EASE, MASTER!
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[–] 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Personally I like my sandwiches like I like my olive oil: lightly fucked

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