I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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[–] 127 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

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  • [–] 66 points 3 weeks ago (38 children)

    I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Homogenously? Did you just say homo, bro?

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  • [–] -2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Homogenous means the same throughout, heterogenous means different throughout.

    It's incredible you think that's a slur.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Lemmy users are never beating the reputation of reading everything literally.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    So you're saying perversion is akin to creating a map based on the most efficient paths of a mycelium network?

    Maybe Japan should've first applied this technology towards displacing perverted greedy degenerates before mapping out efficient systems of mass transportation?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    What the fuck are you talking about Jessie?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Am I supposed to say magnets?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual

    He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (14 children)

    For sure a bottom though with both ALL genders

    --🫱{(🍊)}🫲--

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    I'm not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I'd put my money on "Donald Trump Fucked Children"

    I'd say "currently fucks", but I'm fairly certain he can't take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?

    This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    Trump wears a diaper because he's fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You're telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that's a stretch.

    He wouldn't have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.

    He's too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it's worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I'm just saying to listen to the Sascha Riley interviews. You can come to your own conclusions after that.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure that's the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together's Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Trump had incontinence issues and needed to be changed when he was filming The Apprentice almost 25 years ago. That is not normal drug induced issues, that does not explain having a GI as your primary for most of your adult life.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    This is all widely available knowledge. So many things can cause an asshole to lose control of their asshole. Some say it's a power move. Some say it's due to years of prescription speed. Some say it's because it's what he deserves. Who knows. I personally don't need to. It's gross. He's gross. And he definitely shits himself.

    Did you know his grandfather started their family in North America by stealing & running a brothel during the Klondike in the Yukon? For all we know, it's a curse. Just like that whole damned family is to the world.

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  • [–] 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

    Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Dan Quayle misspelled "potato."

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Dan Quayle was an idiot, so nobody wanted him anyway (back when we had standards for a president), but I never understood the "potatoe" issue. At the time potatoe and tomatoe weren't just common, they were taught in school. It's what I was taught in school all the way up to the Dan Quayle incident.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

    He's fond of men and blonde women.

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    And very, verrrrry 'fond'* of little children.

    (The asterisk denotes that the word fond does in fact means "has/had a voracious appetite for raping little girls and boys over many decades with and without bestie and known child trafficker and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein")

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago

    Memories of his big beautiful Bill...

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  • [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    Remember that time Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani in drag?

    Maybe we should have checked if he could spell potato.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Yeah. That was an interesting watch. What's more alarming was the bit in Home Alone.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Donald in panic tries to deflect.

    Don't forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    He treated the war with the same level of thought as he does publicity stunts. One thing Trump is genuinely good at is controlling media attention and how to keep people in a constant state of shock. This is why you have shit like UFC fights and a festival so cheaply put together that things fall apart in real time. And how he tore down part of the white house before that... And now wanting the live streamed execution of a prisoner.

    He treated Iran the same way he treated those other cases. Wanting it to be a cheap gag that'll garner attention for a few weeks or months before somehow disappearing into the endless list of shit he has done.

    But Iran won't have that... They are fighting a war the way a war needs to be fought: to achieve strategic and political goals. To that end they are winning brilliantly.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    He's literally too stupid to plan shit out beyond whatever is right in front of his face. He acts on impulse like a child. The problem is everyone with any degree of power just allows this shit to go on without pressing him about his multitude of failings.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    This was very readily apparent in 2015. But the media offered him tons of spotlight and NO pushback. At the time, I believe, they assumed the average American was simply too progressive, too smart, and at least informed enough to see through the multitude of his juvenile, half-baked bullshit.

    they were wrong then, and after 10 years of environmental and societal fuckery that has been wrought by him and his cronies and social media, even more wrong.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    It had been a while.

    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago

    "Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    and what's his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I know I've posted this before but I can't help reposting.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    and this is how I learned lemmy.world is blocked at work

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