Can't fuck their cousins and now they can't fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles

Sees sign

"Well, I guess I shouldn't..."

"Cameras are watching"

"Okay, I'm getting mixed messages here."

What about the regular buttons?

But can I use my Accommodator?

I thought buttons, generally speaking, were bereft of genetalia.

TIL

I like that they use the gender neutral "genitalia" like there is a chance that it's not a penis that has been causing problems.

That's not very handicapped accessible then.

Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.

Let's be honest, the issue isn't genitalia in general, it's SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren't worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.

Roll tide!

There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.

Note that this sign is not taped to me and therefore does not pertain to my buttons.

Thats discriminatory against paraplegics who use their junk to push buttons.

It doesn't say anything about pressing, rubbing, slapping, or whipping.

“What floor do you want?” *unzips

'The hell happened there...

How would she even…?

Just put a different little tiny drop of sti on each one.

Alabama Roulette.

Students? ITYM staff.

$20, same as in town

I love university signs, especially unofficial ones and misplaced ones

I wonder if it counts if it's 3D printed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htBxGyOeqUI

Nothing a little bit of tape can't fix, hey look there's some already there.

Kids are dumb