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Zero Suit Samus = Samus with zero suit.
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Haaayyy...wait a dang minute.
the larger overarching joke here is that in the original Metroid everyone just assumed that Samus was male and the reveal at the end of the game was a huge deal back in 86.' Samus is even referenced as "him" in the games manual.
The duality of Samus.
Can't remember which one it was, but I remember a rumor when I was young, horny boy, that if you completed the game within a certain time she would be revealed naked. I tried so hard to get to that time point, but never could.
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Smh my head
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The big boobs and big ass are the armour in most cases
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Ironic
Fuckin' LOL
Obviously the technology for female armor is for advanced and less bulky.
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Wait is this another joke about not having pockets
I just want a male with a female-like armor. Why's life so though?
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Isn’t Samus a woman? Aren’t these the same character?
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As a straight guy, does this kinda thing annoy anyone else? She's a strong female character in video games, but just because she's a woman, designers made her a sexualized super model in skin-tight spandex. It feels pandering at best, and sexist at worst
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Choosing Samus in here at or was an odd choice when you are trying to make a point
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What if the armor had it's own gender. Like male armor isn't armor for males, the armor is male gender. So when you put male armor on a male character that's gay.
Could have at least made one of them Master Chief for legit armor and bigger contrast
This guy in the image is almost as ridiculous as the woman: he’s highly visible and mostly protects shoulders and head.
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