If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it's not your first option?

So I was reincarnated as a duck, so what?

in australia there used to have massive duck and goose relatives, demon ducks and giga goose.

Spiked penises too.

That's why he's happy, duck life

I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction

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He became a male duck...

Here's my reminder to re-watch Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.

Echidna dicks: 🥱

Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.

Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they've got a slightly less sweet deal.

Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.

At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.

That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.

I blame cards against humanity for entering that into our collective zeitgeist.

I love you guys.

Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.

Now I feel called out

And they all think they are extremely original and creative.

Like a bunch of yellow snow flakes.

duck. penis.

You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom's foremost rapists...

dos unoooooo crows who mow

I am reading #4 saying "oh my god" while looking like the dude in the anti-AI memes who is stunned when the computer says what he told it to say.

Where you're a slave but you dont have to do squat and they feed you and you dont have to pay them a dime. Then die before you're life is over before you become a trapped burden to yourself and everyone around you.

Unlike this life where you are a slave and have to scrape together to feed yourself and them...then you cant just simply die. no simple release. you must wither away.

At least it will be quack quick

Meh, still better.

You need to be more mallardable with real time here.

A wizard did it.

“You’re being reincarnated.

Roll the D100.”

Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.

AFAIK koalas are rapists too. Living in the wild is brutal for every being, really

Koalas are literally smooth brained and have chlamydia. Like they are so stupid that they don’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves (their favorite food) if the leaves aren’t hanging on the tree and you put the leaves on a plate in front of the koala.

There's no reincarnation and no afterlife.

less a fact and more a point of view just like everything else in which we can't possibly know while in this form of perspective.

almost like its intended in such a way so we can question our own ego on such things.

but what do i know?

nothing.

just like you.