and god forbid you assume the undetwear means she wants sex

modern society clearly says that is sexism or something

I think it's perfectly reasonable to complain when a partner will never make a move, or hasn't made a move in a long time.

I'm a straight dude in a long term monogamous relationship, and I don't like stretches where I'm the only one initiating. It needs to be give and take, over time. Being desired, especially when I'm not expecting it, is part of my own emotional needs, and I can't imagine it's uncommon, even across genders and sexual orientations.

Depends on the underwear.

Eh it’s a turn off to literally say it but I just grab the dick and smoosh the titties In his face and he gets the idea pretty fast. (Of my partner, of course)

This.

Bold to assume any heteronormative women to who this advice applies are reading your message here.

Can't wait for him to get that new power hammer up and running!

Only one of them involves a real hammering.

The solution here is clearly to have sex while watching the video

Yes, either way.
Anything. Please?

I mean, just do both

Be the change you want to see in the world!

We all know you've always wanted to get a crucible, an anvil, and a power hammer!

Learn, then show us how it's done!

https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=namXt4Etn_o

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The Ulfberht

💫Sexism💫

Also it's a pretty transparent desperate attempt at some attention, and the internet's natural response whenever anybody does something like that, is to deny it.

It is also a sword making video. I sort of want a link.

And simultaneously is (rightfully) scared by men who are. Gotta really toe the line.

For real. I was made to feel like I was broken for so long because it turns out I'm Ace. My ex had me convinced for years that I was being emotionally neglectful and abusive because I wasn't horned up for her basically 24/7 and would start huge screaming fights any time I had the audacity to say "No" to her advances for literally any reason. Then she'd go completely cold on me for days sometimes weeks at a time.

But it was all my fault because I wasn't "Making her feel desired enough" or whatever. She eventually pretended to be poly to Monkey Branch to one of my friends. That was fun.

https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=namXt4Etn_o

watch?v=namXt4Etn_o&

This is of course the only correct answer.

There's an xkcd hover text that really captures some of my feelings about people and their interests/passions:

I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.

This is an underlying filter for whether someone else's passion strikes me as interesting. I need a level of authenticity in the people who I interact with on any given topic.

I feel like this is the type of comment that, were it posted to one of the big sites, would've gotten reposted to the rest of them. Not unlike the original meme.

Jesus, it's like you're me from a different timeline where I don't have a midterm tomorrow. Or a different timezone I guess.

Yeah, I've had exes where them being in their underwear meant they wanted to have sex. It also meant they were just getting ready for bed and weren't the slightest bit interested. If I was in bed watching a video on my phone it means I've already broached the subject and been shot down. I'm not going to make an attempt again just because she took her clothes off. She's going to need to actually communicate if she changed her mind.

Exactly. I hang out in my underwear and in the nude all the time with my partner, it doesn't mean anything sexual for us. It is a sign of climate change. For us, we just tell each other.

Yeah I had an ex who had to tell me the opposite. She just had weird germophobia about sitting on public seats then sitting on home furniture. I thought she was always just raring to go when we returned to one of our apartments.

*soft rod though

I would argue that they're classics because they get reposted.

There's a reason shows like MASH and Seinfeld see so much viewership in syndication.

Run the classics, baby! People want it!

The Viking culture arose and fell during the Medieval era....