Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.

Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭

There are dozens of us

100% highly recommend getting on board with this

Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.

Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before you touch your penis.

What did I just read

#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??

That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.

Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....

Toilet paper doesn't have a fun name.

I also want to know how big a prostate is when it's unfeasibly large.

It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.

can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack

You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.

There's a variety of reasons.

Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.

Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.

Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.

Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.

I think it's more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet.

That's what someone with an unfeasible large penis would say!

Do you also pee hands-free standing up?

Doesn't matter how large or small your penis is, you can finagle it to not touch anything inside the bowl by just using your hands.

Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there's paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you're done. Just takes a modicum of planning.

you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.

The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you're peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.

0% chance I'm doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?

People are not looking at you when you're using the urinal.

But at a matter of a drop coming out, that's not really an aging thing either.

I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.

With a sharpie, duh. Didn't they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.

In which case, your mom is just going to have to take an extra bath.

it does not work, for the same reason mechanically