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[–] 38 points 1 month ago (8 children)

the actual content is also probably ai generated and doesn't say anything.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    This is so poorly written... it's appalling.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Also, donnie dumbass signed it, too. It talks about "our companies". Which frontier model does donnie dumbass run again?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Also, no normal human being calls it "Super Intelligence".

    Things like AI, ASI, AGI, etc....predate donnie dipshit by decades so he can fuck right off with thinking we are adopting his stupid nomenclature because he had a brain fart that one time and thinks he's clever or has any insight into any of this stuff.

    He can order current apparatchiks to use that language in government docs I guess, but that means sweet fuck-all to the rest of us.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    That just shows how seriously AI companies plan to take this

    And Trump is simply an idiot who just blatantly signs anything and likely didn't even notice.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    ✌️superior intelligence✌️

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Nah, won't happen now it is super intelligencs

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Who cares anyway, its just the united crates 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    “If we misspell the name of the country, then we can say it doesn’t count when it becomes a problem for us” is probably the toddler-level sovereign citizen logic going on here

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    The US is both the laughing stock and a world terrorist today.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    Clippy would have caught that.

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  • [–] 77 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    probably had AI generate the form. Gonna be real funny when the AI regulating the market does a little oopsy doopsy decimal hallucination.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    S and D are next to each other on a keyboard, ai doesn't make typos like that.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I assumed AI would make typos like that if it were trained on the prose of millions of idiots who also make typos like that.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Reddit / forums are not the sole source of AI training, there's also huge swaths of books, magazines, academic content, news articles, etc. LLMs are also designed to deal with typos, if 97% of people spell it "United" and 3% spell it "Unites" given that context / surrounding text, it'll handle it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    It does. At least Cursor does via Composer. If you talk to it with grammatical errors, he will reply with grammatical errors sometimes.

    It's hillarious to me

    I think it's because it tries to match your tone, aka the autocomplete bro autocompletes everything, including mistakes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    If AI mis-spells one word enough, it will think THAT is the correct spelling and keep mis-spelling it AND auto-correct your spelling.

    Then, much later, it will be put into the dictionary as the mis-spelled word.

    Then the spelling will be correct. AI is playing the long game.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I was thinking it was being transcribed from something said verbally and going from the way donnie pronounces stuff with all the s'es. Probably when his uppers are wearing off.

    "Godsh blessths sheh yunited schtatesh"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Is this like where the sovereign citizens declare any id with your name in ALL CAPS is not "really" you but a corporation and something something maritime law?

    If they don't even spell the country right, I'm assuming it's even less meaningful than it already was? Which was not at all?

    Also:

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    muckerberg convinced trump it was his own idea, but the renaming to attempt to shed baggage is facebook's playbook and the reason you're discussing this as "meta". It's not meta, it's facebook. The same company that did cambridge analytica and drives kids to end their lives after being tortured by predatory algorithms.

    That's all this is. An attempt to direct you away from those previous headlines. They will immediately chafe it in all their surfaces. "Sure, AI maybe had some problems, but thankfully superslop is something completely different"

    Next up is guessing what new term they'll use for data centers... "Logistics hubs" maybe? LHs enable "buy one get one" on a medium pizza hut pizza, every month, to every forward thinking person in that same zip code. Wow! #WereInThisTogetherDawg

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    If Biden using an autopen is enough grounds to invalidate something, then letting AI slobber all over it to the point where it misspells the name of the fucking country sure as hell is.

    Also, did Greg have his kid sign the thing? It looks like it should be written in crayon

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    If that's the original format it's no shock that Donnie has to have the most biggly importantest signature all by itself. The narcissistic need to be the center of discussion, the principal player, it's a deal about him not the country...

    I suppose the execs are smart enough to know they need to play along lest they become the targets of a future tantrum.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I suppose the execs are smart enough to know they need to play along lest they become the targets of a future tantrum.

    Everything the is happening right now is the direct result of our rulers (politicians and capitalists) working with each other.

    No reason to play along here for any of them. They all want the same things.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    List of the biggest cucks on this planet

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago*

    It's not misspelled. Lake Ontario is Lake America now, and now it's the Unites States.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Jensens signature is the nicest to look at.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    United Snakes of Amerikkka

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    You just can't call yourself a genius. There has to be at least some proof. So far...crickets.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Gdb? The debugger?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Brockman signature looks out of someone still learning the alphabet in elementary school.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Elmo signed over xai. Didn't he use the unlimited money glitch from the SpaceX IPO to rename it as spacexai?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Some of those signatures are stupid as fuck. WTF is going on with ole lizardmans sig?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It's a cursive Z. Don't ask me why it looks like that, cursive is weird and shouldn't be used anymore.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Yea but what is after the z and the m looks like it was written at gunpoint.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    All signatures look bad, you just try to make one consistently. Of all of the ones shown, I think Jensen has the best looking signature, but none of them are legible enough for anyone to actually read and understand who was supposed to be signing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    "Written by AI"

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    The other companies sent the CEO, but Sam Altman couldn't make it to sign for OpenAI?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    A proper reflection of the thought that goes into his proclamations

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    The hubris of this dumbass thinking an entire field just gets renamed by someone that happens to sit in the WH.

    He does realize this is something the entire world is involved in building, using, etc., right?

    What's next, is he going to rename ML, neural nets, genetic algorithms, computer science, deep learning, LLM, to terms he likes more? Maybe he could glue some fake gold baubles to texts about AI, too?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    They're just transcribing it from that speech where he said "God blesh the united staesh"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Idiocracy was a documentary.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Nope. Idiocracy had a president that was willing to admit that the country was in a rough patch, appointed the smartest man he could find to lead them out of the crisis, listened to that expert advice and course corrected when presented with new evidence.

    Oh, also President Camacho didn't RAPE CHILDREN. I think that deserved some small mention.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    No, because in Idiocracy, they knew they were dumb and had to follow the smartest man alive. Other than that, 100% documentary.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, in this version someone much smarter than donnie dumb dumb has to be careful not to look smarter than he is, otherwise, donnie will send their dumbass personal lawyer (now the AG) to "investigate" them or something.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Umm, shouldn't it be Jen Hsun Huang? I know he is known as Jensen, but look at his signature with two H's

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    His is the only decent looking signature too. All the rest look like they failed 3rd grade

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    You take that back! Donnie is so proud of his signature and gives himself constant praise at how well he does it.

    Especially when he's signing random shit like guitars and cars...totally normal.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    This list is like "if we made the world now into a bad movie, what group of people would be the leaders of the baddies?"
    It's just such a fucked up thing to see.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    hahahahaha Mediocrity at full display here... both from AI and the USA government

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Gotta love the fact that Elon Musk doesn't know who he is.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    The spell is broken! We're free to doom us all.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Not surprised. Look at the title of this book about using AI.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child)

    well it means its not legally binding to the united states its for the unites states. woops. they have to sign it again or they can legally say this document is null and void. it must have been ai slop and hallucinations

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Pretty sure thats the plan.

    The other choice is that Trump was so eager to look like he gave a fuck, thought everyone else was a dumbass, saw the issue and knew Fox news and his supporters wouldn't report about it before the election.

    He is super eager to get re-elected.

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    Slopvangelical LLM thumping underpants gnomes conjuring cancer to cure cancer.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    oh...I figured it'd be Ruzz Gloryhole

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I wish I could say this is the first time they've done something like this, but I believe the Justice Department also misspelled it (differently) in a legal filing not very long ago.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    And then there's Nvisha ...

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