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[–] 97 points 1 month ago (7 children)

People would start religions around The Hand. Obviously only sinners would get crushed by The Hand.

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  • [–] 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    look, if I could see an actual giant hand crushing people, I'd sign up to that religion really fast

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Or only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    One extra death a day wouldn't even move the needle, it sounds terrifying but there's lots more likely ways to die.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Yup. I just looked up car fatalities in the US. It's 120 people per day. Source

    I think it's funny how if this was caused by a giant floating hand that only targets people in cars, people would be absolutely terrified to get on the road. But since it's caused by cars, people are just like, "meh, that's just the way it is."

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    It’s the illusion of control. We all know logically that the best driver in the world can still be killed by a really negligent fellow driver, but people don’t really internalize that. If there were a giant hand that sometimes killed people on staircases, people would be more worried about staircases than they are now, even though plenty of people already die on them (about a tenth as many die on the stairs as occupants of cars die in accidents). We know what the risk factors are, and we can reduce our own risk by using a bannister, carefully clearing snow or ice from outdoor steps/making sure there isn't a loose carpet on indoor steps, and arranging our homes to use stairs less frequently as we get older. Doing those things makes us feel like stairs are less dangerous, even though our statistics reflect a world in which people already know to do those things.

    It’s why aneurysms are so scary to some people- we don’t really know how to diagnose what causes them until they’ve already happened, so they feel random to people

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    the size isn't that big if its index can crush one person and nothing else around, so you're in luck if you see it once in your lifetime I think

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Does it pick one person randomly on the planet then travel there in one day? Then you'd probably see it a few times moving from person to person. Especially in high population areas. It would be a fairly common sight traveling between China and India. It would definitely be unusual to witness a crushing or to know anyone who was crushed.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Only 1 per day? I think that would make the hand one of the safer things on Earth

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Presumably the odds of getting squished by the hand is 1 in 8 billion-ish, if it's properly random. The odds of winning the Powerball lottery is apparently 1 in 292 million, so it's probably not something to really worry about lol.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I wonder if it picks a truly random person, or if it sort of stays in one geographical area and sort of makes its way across continents slowly, like over the span of weeks? If its the former, it would be distinctly unsettling to see it hovering over your city like a thundercloud. If its the latter, it would be quite the spectacle to see it breaking the sound barrier as it hurtles around the world.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It wouldn't need to break the sound barrier. Killing someone once a day should mean one death every 24 hours (assuming the hand uses its own hand time zone).

    The Earth's circumfrence is about 40,000 km, meaning the hand would need to travel at most 20,000 km in 24 hours which requires a speed of 833 km/h, whereas the speed of sound is 1235 km/h.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I suppose if it's the former it would be even safer, as you could somewhat plan to stay out of it's way. Or like, if it's over Europe and you're in Africa, you know you're 100% safe for the next little while.

    For the latter, maybe it exists in a dimension above our own. By which I mean... imagine if you were a 2D circle on a piece of paper, with a 3D hand pressing it's finger on the piece of paper. When the hand lifts it's finger off the paper, it effectively vanishes from your field of reference, then when it presses down somewhere else on the paper it looks like it magically came from nowhere.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    If The Hand had always been there, it’s basically like being struck by lightning. There would be people claiming to have survived, people telling the tale of having seen the squishing, but overall such a minuscule occurrence not many would really care about it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think it would have more significance, imagine there was a single immortal entity that looks exactly like one of your body parts. I guarantee you people are chopping off each other's hands and offering them to the "hand god". And don't even get me started on feminism, is it a male hand, is it a female hand? What does it mean?

    Philosophy, science and even art would all be vastly different. Imagine you're Martin Heidegger and you try to reason that mortality makes an authentic and meaningful life possible. Yeah sure Marty, then why the fuck does this giant hand squish people? This giant hand is immortal, and it's giving all of our lives meaning. Do you not think the fucking hand knows that? Do you know why the hand is doing what it does? Do you think we're somehow better than the hand because we die?

    Or maybe you're Frederick Nietzsche. And you are wondering about eternal recurrence. Would someone willingly live the exact life forever? I don't know dumb ass, have you considered asking the big giant floating hand?

    These are just a few examples but you are vastly underestimating the significance of the giant floating hand.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I think the main thing about it would be the destruction it caused on its journey. Ploughing through cities and into buildings. Still an extraordinarily rare occurrence but with a lot more evidence for its presence.

    And God forbid it chooses someone who spends time underground.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago

    It would be added to the list of things not covered by your insurance, that’s for sure!

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    One per day? Lawn mowers are about 5 times more lethal than that.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    Right, but how many billionaires die by lawnmower? It's about the message.

    (sorry, that was if we go with this ideabof crushing the wealthiest person every day. OP's proposal is, yeah, not very interesting haha)

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Someone played Black and White a little too much

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago*

    The hand spend 1/3 of the year in China + India alone.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    A significant portion of the population would deny The Hands existance despite overwhelming evidence and blame all hand related crushings on the Jews or brown people.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There would be a TV show about it, featuring the chase every day

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    Also, the next victim's name is displayed on the palm. So, everyone knows you're it, no one will help you, or let you come inside to hide, because then the building would get crushed.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    historically accurate Master Hand

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Some people would deny its existence.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    This is basically way less lethal than cancer.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Anyone else remember an eighties or nineties cartoon like batman or something that had an episode with a flying hand like this? IIRC it looked like a mouse cursor... I can't remember anything else about it.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Holy shit yes and Batman had to tear it open and rip out wires to... take control of how it flew? Was it in a Minotaur maze maybe and they cheated by flying on the hand instead of going through the maze properly?

    Edit: found it maybe

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    "I linked it to my palm top computer"

    There's even a scene where they show how he pulled out two leads and presumably connected over I2C or UART. A lot of detail for a kids cartoon

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "In the Arab world, you always eat with your right hand."

    Not to shit on Bats, even Bats of the "Times" as he strikes me as a dude willing to learn and change his views.

    That shit just slapped me in the face a little. It slightly shallow racism right? Crazy to think the things we heard and watched when we were kids.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    it's based on islamic values.... https://islamqa.info/en/answers/82120/the-reason-why-the-right-hand-is-preferred-over-the-left

    maybe culturally simplistic, but I dunno if I'd go as far as racism. it certainly paints with a wide brush....

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Question: Can we bribe the hand for sexual favors?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Everyone is saying it is the least probable cause of death out of all probable causes...Knowing people though, it would easily the most feared and talked about cause of death. There would be an entire lucrative industry of products to "protect" yourself even though they would all be useless scams. People would ignore learning actually valuable information and learn as much about the hand as possible.

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What if instead of a hand it was a giant dick and it jizzed gallons of cum onto the victim until they suffocated?

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    [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Does the hand reach people that are underground or inside buildings?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    This is how you get Super Smash bros

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Who's going outside in 2026?

    Politicians would brag homeless rates are going down.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Hand insurance

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    This is religion.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    How long until someone makes analog horror based on this?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    We would evolve to be very good at dodging. Also, underground cities would be a thing.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    It turns out the invisible hand was always seen and used by those with lots of money and power. Not so invisible.

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  • [+] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm sure there would be many books and religions trying to put reason to The Hand and why it killed the people it did.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    NIN had an album about this

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    reality tv were significantly more relevant

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Pretty sure that's the final boss in an old video game, Super Smahs Bros iirc?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I assume that there is a point in the past (though it would be pre-history), where the Hand would have been enough to wipe out the humanity. But we would have to have a clearer definition on what a person is

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    It'd attract a crowd of Blue Meanies to help it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What if the next hand victim gets shot into space and it would take the hand more then one day to reach that person?

    Or if its relative, because the hand is slightly faster so it moves always relative with the person, what if it takes more then one day to get back? Does it just respawn on earth?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    4 people are born every second. Not too much would really change, it would just be another force of nature we've come to accept.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    There's ample chance for the person who ended up squished to be important for something.

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